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This rick is confused

The club discussion confused me: tuscl.net

Apparently this place was called the Bigfoot Gentleman’s Club but the name is changing. What do you damn dirty apes think happened? Was Sasquatch the owner or manager? Or the bouncer? Did Sasquatch like getting greased or stroked?

Or were the dancers Sasquatches? If so, are the dancers still Sasquatches? Does anybody know? Finally, why the fuck is the Sasquatch club in Illinois rather than Portland? I mean really, the last time I had a Sasquatch encounter it was there. At least I thought I was hangin’ with a S’quatch. I was pretty much in an alcoholic fog from all the drivin’ whiskey on that road trip.

Regardless, inquiring ricks wanna know. ROAR!!!

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shailynn

Well you already have a chain of clubs called Ricks. Maybe you can start another chain and call it “Rikki’s”

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