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Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers.

What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the pesky tea because what kind of frickin’ weirdo drinks Jack and Tea? Only a total yogurt drinks Jack and frickin’ Tea! ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl

How about a smoothie made with yogurt made from wildebeest milk and spiked with jack?

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Puddy Tat

^ Replace the yogurt with Jack.

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TCabot

A total yogurt?

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twentyfive

I replace the yogurt with Johnnie Black Label.
But as you all know I’m not a Rick, I’m actually much cooler, but that’s a story for another thread.
😎

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Iknowbetter

What’s the rule on blender drinks? Something about a minimum distance from home, unless you’re female or queer (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?

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nicespice

Happy new year and may there be plenty of delicious wildebeests to eat in 2025!

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