Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers.
What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the pesky tea because what kind of frickin’ weirdo drinks Jack and Tea? Only a total yogurt drinks Jack and frickin’ Tea! ROAR!!!
I replace the yogurt with Johnnie Black Label. But as you all know I’m not a Rick, I’m actually much cooler, but that’s a story for another thread. 😎
What’s the rule on blender drinks? Something about a minimum distance from home, unless you’re female or queer (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?
Happy new year and may there be plenty of delicious wildebeests to eat in 2025!
Imma share my rickish New Year’s resolutions - my ricksolutions if you will. And you should view ‘em as rick solutions to your lives. 1. Drink more Jack. Hell…this rick put some Jack in his bubbly for the New Year’s toa...
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How about a smoothie made with yogurt made from wildebeest milk and spiked with jack?