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1 yr ago · 1 min read
Helpful rickvice: your problems with disappear if you have yourself a few rickstyle Arnold Palmers.
What is a rickstyle Arnold Palmer? Simple, you replace the lemonade with Jack. And then you get rid of the pesky tea because what kind of frickin’ weirdo drinks Jack and Tea? Only a total yogurt drinks Jack and frickin’ Tea! ROAR!!!
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How about a smoothie made with yogurt made from wildebeest milk and spiked with jack?
I replace the yogurt with Johnnie Black Label. But as you all know I’m not a Rick, I’m actually much cooler, but that’s a story for another thread. 😎
What’s the rule on blender drinks? Something about a minimum distance from home, unless you’re female or queer (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?
Happy new year and may there be plenty of delicious wildebeests to eat in 2025!
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