In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like?
Of course, the line is a bit blurry. One of my best hairless ape buds went to school with a girl with the given name of Sparkle Starr Moore. What were the parents thinking? Sparkle Moore is a stripper name if there ever was one. ROAR!!!


Real-sounding fake names are easier to stash in my phone contacts with a mnemonic fake last name. If I have to make up a first name too, I just forget it half the time, and the number is lost to history