Normal vs clearly made up stage names - which do you perverts prefer?

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rickthelion
In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like?

Of course, the line is a bit blurry. One of my best hairless ape buds went to school with a girl with the given name of Sparkle Starr Moore. What were the parents thinking? Sparkle Moore is a stripper name if there ever was one. ROAR!!!

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Manuellabore
a month ago
Real-sounding fake names are easier to stash in my phone contacts with a mnemonic fake last name. If I have to make up a first name too, I just forget it half the time, and the number is lost to history
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blahblahblahs
a month ago
Real sounding fake names. Also, occasionally they will use an androgynous name (or even traditionally male name) like "Sammy." Those are always easy to remember.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
I want to open a strip club in Orlando that plays rap with the strippers named Thang 1, Thang 2, Thang 3, ...
Does it really make any difference? In real life parents are giving their kids names that sound more like stripper names.

One that come to my mind is that a woman that I knew a long time ago named her two boys Quest and Blaze.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
One of my favs went by Shiloh. It made me wonder how well a theme strip club would do, where all the strippers were named after major battles of the Civil War. Probably nobody would want to be Gettysburg.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
Unusual names are easier to remember. So either made up or out of fashion. The main value of a name is if she is enough of a fav that I want to text with her to plan my visits based on when she's working. Otherwise, her name is only useful to identify her as a stand-out (or a ROB) in a review or club forum message. It's usually pointless (at best) to ask a third party about a stripper, or to "go get" her, or let her know you're waiting for her.
The one with the great tits
All I need is Spit or Swallow.
Prefer real sounding fake names, but not a big deal. In past few months at Black Betty’s in nj have met an “Arsenic” and a “Blue”. Met and had a great LD session from “Gemini” at Bogarts in Michigan.
I don’t know why but when I give them my stage name they always give me side-eye like that’s not allowed or something. Such a double standard.
I don't mind a bit of imagination in names.
One of the girls I liked early on was named Poison.
Doesn’t really matter. Some of my fav dancers through the years; Persian, Gabrielle, Summer, Paris, Tiffany, Delilah, Heidi, Robin, Nicole-Angelina, Frankie, Chanel - sigh…I wish I had the money I gave all these beauties.
People pay attention to their stage names? Learn something new everyday I guess.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
Did the DJ announce her on stage as "Nicole hyphen Angelina"?
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Puddy Tat
hiss
a month ago
Can't generalize. Some women sound better as "Megan" or "Emily," some sound better as "Sativa" or "Ferrari."
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Rightfield
a month ago
I can't do a "Heaven" or some shit like that. One went by "Divine" and when I told her friend that was the name of a famous transvestite, she was young enough to be unaware, and shocked to find out. Said she would let "Divine" know. I feel transvestites (wait, no I don't) can live their own life as they see fit, but I was never attracted to the actress named "Divine". I mean "Lust in the Dust" was kind of a funny movie, but still.

My favorite dancers happened to go by their real names. It blows my mind that they were that self-assured, but I really admire it.

And then, one dancer I was familiar with got outed by an old classmate who used her real name in addressing her. The dancer shared that this was her real name, because she didn't care if I knew. Her classmate was in the club with her boyfriend, and pressed up against me while we were discussing. Fuck, that was hot. But then, I am easily impressed.
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DickGozinner
a month ago
I met a girl at the Detroit Landing Strip who went by the name Heaven. This was over 35 years ago when private dances took place upstairs. Had a few dances and she did some kind of handstand thing that landed her snatch directly on my nose. Definitely didn't smell heavenly!
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ClubFan81077
a month ago
I prefer dancer names that relate to the weather and/or the seasons.

Names I’ve already heard used in clubs include Autumn, Winter, Summer, Stormy, Rain, and Sunny.

Names I would like to see used in the future include Hurricane, Tornado, Tsunami, Thunder, Sprinkle, and Lightning.

Even better: Drizzle, Partly Cloudy, Humidity, Hot AF, Chilly, Muggy, and Frigid. I would totally get dances from a stripper named Frigid. Sure, she might not give you the time of day, but think of how hard those nipples would be…
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Elitis
a month ago
I don't care either way. Chances are I won't remember it.
Consistently, a lot of my favorites have flower-related names (Lily, Violet, Sage, Dahlia) which makes for a good mix of sounding natural while being memorable. Plus I just think they're pretty in general.

Standard white-girl monikers like Julie or Melanie have lead me to setting my hair on fire for absolutely no reason trying to remember them.
Latinas with typical Hispanic names are less of a problem for some reason though. Every Selina I've envountered is a gift.
Well… Lily, Violet, etc. are perfectly reasonable names. Not like the strippers think it is sexy to call themselves Psychotria or Amorphophallus. Those would be some weird ass flower names!

Although I suspect Gamma ape kinda smells like an Amorphophallus. So there is a TUSCL connection to those potential names. ROAR!!!
Tbh I don't care either way. I don't remember any girl's name anyway until she becomes particularly relevant to me for one reason or another. And by that point, she has usually given me her real name or her "real" fake name, lol.
To add, up until the point that she gives me a good reason to remember her name, I just address them as "honey' or "sweetie" lol.
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docsavage
Indiana
a month ago
I never thought about it before but a lot of my stripper regulars had slightly male names like Stevie, Charlie, Dani, or Billie.
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Manuellabore
a month ago
^doc^ Those male/androgynous names would fit right into the contacts on my phone, surviving a cursory glance by a nosey SO.
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59
Pennsylvania
a month ago
As many have said I prefer real sounding fake names. For entering in my contacts. If a text or occasional call comes through, it doesn't raise eyebrows.

I tend to stay in touch for the long haul. Many have given me their real name or real fake name by the time I enter their info.
I prefer clearly made up stripper names. Girls who pick normal names usually pick whatever baby names are trendy at that time, which just makes me uncomfortable
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