Normal vs clearly made up stage names - which do you perverts prefer?

rickthelion
In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like?
Of course, the line is a bit blurry. One of my best hairless ape buds went to school with a girl with the given name of Sparkle Starr Moore. What were the parents thinking? Sparkle Moore is a stripper name if there ever was one. ROAR!!!
Of course, the line is a bit blurry. One of my best hairless ape buds went to school with a girl with the given name of Sparkle Starr Moore. What were the parents thinking? Sparkle Moore is a stripper name if there ever was one. ROAR!!!
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One that come to my mind is that a woman that I knew a long time ago named her two boys Quest and Blaze.
One of the girls I liked early on was named Poison.
My favorite dancers happened to go by their real names. It blows my mind that they were that self-assured, but I really admire it.
And then, one dancer I was familiar with got outed by an old classmate who used her real name in addressing her. The dancer shared that this was her real name, because she didn't care if I knew. Her classmate was in the club with her boyfriend, and pressed up against me while we were discussing. Fuck, that was hot. But then, I am easily impressed.
No Limits, Just Not Boring !
Names I’ve already heard used in clubs include Autumn, Winter, Summer, Stormy, Rain, and Sunny.
Names I would like to see used in the future include Hurricane, Tornado, Tsunami, Thunder, Sprinkle, and Lightning.
Even better: Drizzle, Partly Cloudy, Humidity, Hot AF, Chilly, Muggy, and Frigid. I would totally get dances from a stripper named Frigid. Sure, she might not give you the time of day, but think of how hard those nipples would be…
Standard white-girl monikers like Julie or Melanie have lead me to setting my hair on fire for absolutely no reason trying to remember them.
Latinas with typical Hispanic names are less of a problem for some reason though. Every Selina I've envountered is a gift.
Although I suspect Gamma ape kinda smells like an Amorphophallus. So there is a TUSCL connection to those potential names. ROAR!!!
I tend to stay in touch for the long haul. Many have given me their real name or real fake name by the time I enter their info.