Hope all o’ y’all had a good Christmas, Hanukkah, or Rickmas!

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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Now get ready for your New Year’s resolutions.

What are this rick’s resolutions?

1. Drink more Jack.
2. See more sexy nude females.
3. Try to be just a lil’ more understanding of the weirdos that post ‘bout politics in the TUSCL front room.
4. Eat more delicious wildebeest, but increase my use of the stair stepper to compensate. Gotta show off my lion-y six pack.
5. ROAR!!! more, meow less.

What are your resolutions?

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ilbbaicnl
9 days ago
You forgot:
6. Be more friendly to Chuck Norris, so he won't be afraid to leave his house.
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ilbbaicnl
9 days ago
For Rickmas, do you fly around the world on a VIP couch pulled by 8 magic flying shot girls, and leave a bottle of jack under every damn dirty apelings' pillow?
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Puddy Tat
9 days ago
The Puddy Tat doesn't make New Year's resolutions. New Year's resolutions don't make it past Martin Luther King Day.

I set themes for the year.
2022 was the year of "getting shit handled," I did OK on this.
2023 was the year of "commitment," didn't do so hot.
2024 was the year of "excellence," and I rocked it.
2025 will be the year of "leaving it all on the field." I've set the stage with several great personal initiatives.
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twentyfive
9 days ago
Made the same 2 resolutions this year as I have for the last few years
Resolved to work on my self, and I have the results are very good, my health and fitness levels are better than ever
My other resolution has been to be kinder to other people and for the most part I’ve been able to do better, but sometimes it’s just not worth it.
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IWantHerOnMe
9 days ago
I'm not a resolutions guy either. Goals this year is to mind the business that pays me and not casting my pearls before swine, expanding my circle to people who think like me and think as well as me.
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mogul1985
9 days ago
IWantHerOnMe: "expanding my circle to people who think like me " This is called an Echo Chamber, and not healthy. Example: Kool-Aid and Converse sneakers.
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shailynn
9 days ago
I will be glad to bid 2024 farewell. If I could describe my 2024 in one word it would be “hectic.”

I am hoping I can mange my time better in 2025 and it be the year of “getting personal things done,” which always seems to be put on the back burner… wish me luck!!!
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Jascoi
9 days ago
My 2025 goal is to be more wonderful to Sexy single ladies and mothers.
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