Now get ready for your New Year’s resolutions.
What are this rick’s resolutions?
- Drink more Jack.
- See more sexy nude females.
- Try to be just a lil’ more understanding of the weirdos that post ‘bout politics in the TUSCL front room.
- Eat more delicious wildebeest, but increase my use of the stair stepper to compensate. Gotta show off my lion-y six pack.
- ROAR!!! more, meow less.
What are your resolutions?


You forgot: 6. Be more friendly to Chuck Norris, so he won't be afraid to leave his house.