What would you do if you found an atomic bomb in a cereal box?

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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
And does the “Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb Ring” count?

https://toytales.ca/atomic-bomb-ring-fro…

Leave it to you damn dirty hairless apes to put polonium 210 in a toy for apelings!

This rick has only one question: how many of these rings did Skifredo eat when he was a child? I mean really, the half-life of polonium 210 may be 138 days, but I’m sure the brain damage you get from ingesting the isotope lasts your whole life. ROAR!!!

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shailynn
4 hours ago
Probably isn’t any worse than all the crap they put in food these days for manufacturing and shelf life purposes.
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twentyfive
3 hours ago
Depends on which cereal it was found in, if it was Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger, will have something to say about that.
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