Comments by 4got2wipe (page 6)

I’d suggest a prize for 100 consecutive posts that include the word “brilliant” but that would be self-serving. How about 5 consecutive on-topic threads focused on strip club stories! ;)

No disrespect skibum609 et al. but I doubt this is PC per se. Sports Illustrated is a business. If they put a uber-sexy girl in a bikini on the cover they might luck out an get buzz. But they probably won’t - they put an uber-sexy girl in a bikini or less on the cover every year. But put a hijabi girl on the cover and it is a 100% guarantee that people will talk about the Swimsuit issue. I usually use “brilliant” as a joke but this really is brilliant marketing. Think about it: “woke” people will go buy it because it is PC. Grouchy old guys will buy it because they hear about it and like girls in bikinis. Islamophobes will buy it and secretly jack off to hijabi girl. Some will decide afterward that maintaining the secret is too much and post instagrams of hijabi girl with their jizz on her. Most guys who actually freak out about hijabi girl were never going to buy the magazine anyway. Normal guys will just be remided the issue is out and buy it. Some of those guys will jack it, but most will probably jack off to the actual bikini girls. Next year I bet they’re going to bring hijabi girl back but show her in body-painted burka! (Ok, that would be stupid, but only because a burqa covers the face except the eyes and body painting the face would be non-brilliant, but I stand by my prediction of a girl wearing a hijab and nothing else just to generate buzz!) Business decision, nothing more, nothing less! ;)

Who here wants to see juicebox69’s resume? I bet it has ace stuff like “special skills: winning at poker, fingering strippers, and using Arby’s sauce for many different purposes”!

Regarding the main topic of this thread, my first time was at 21. I drank a lot of beer so I don’t remember much. I didn’t fall in strip clubs for a while and still don’t engage with them they way most posters here do. I certainly take the position that boobies = brilliant but I can’t picture being a rickdugan-type driving around a stripper with outstanding warrants kind of guy or even a JohnSmith69-type with 700 different “dream strippers”. If even 10% of the stories are true you guys are hardcore! No disrespect intended. The crazy stories are entertaining. More power too you if you enjoy it! ;)

I had to look flagooner’s reference up because it was before my time. But the google summary of Porky’s did leave me with a question for flagooner: were you the guy named Pee-Wee in the movie? If so, I feel for you buddy. That is a non-brilliant nickname!

Question: is that because you use Arby’s sauce as lube when you fuck strippers but not with your old ladies? If so, I have a brilliant solution for you: add the Arby’s sauce to the boudoir when your banging the old ladies!

Have you tried dipping your dick in listermint? Listermint is brilliant, it cures everything! Since it burns when you use the shitter you should use a listermint enema. You probably have hemorrhoids.

Thanks guys! But seriously, use a latex barrier for the best negro? Not brilliant!

Brilliant move juicebox69! You need to start taping a weight loss show: juicercise! ;)

FatherofNicole94 Is brilliant! Go Texas foghorns! ;)

Aces!

How is it that rickdugan can express an anodyne sentiment like “Happy Easter” in a way that sounds incredibly d-baggy? Whatever else you say about rickdugan, you have to admit he has “talent”! I bet the whole rickdugan persona is a work of fiction. I think he is actually a bouncer at some uber-hip club in Manhattan and he has to practice sounding like a petty bitch for his job. That’s why he can say the nicest thing but say it in a way that makes him sound like a total dick! I mean really, it is not like any normal person could actually BE that much of a dick, is it? ;)

flagooner’s post = aces trolling! And it is a totally realistic analogy. I heard that flagooner personally invites all illegal immigrants to his house for an orgy. So he knows what the HK girls would feel like in the “every monger goes to Tijuana scenario”!

“Bowie knife” Brilliant!

JohnSmith69, regardless of where you go come back to us with a brilliant crazy story! ;)

MisterWonderful, no disrespect, but why was the rimjob disgusting? If you hadn’t cleaned well because you weren’t expecting I can see it being disgusting for her, but assuming you actually showered I suspect it was fine for her. Should have been brilliant for you! ;) A full colonoscopy-style prep is far from necessary for anal action. In porno they don’t want folk to see the santorum (feces + lube) and that would ruin ass to mouth. But in real life you do to things. First, don’t worry about santorum. Second, don’t ask girls to do ass to mouth! ;)

My two favorite words: rim and job They go together brilliantly!

Brilliant idea! Maybe the newborns can help you with your spelling! ;)

I like how rickdugan responds to the twentyfive parody account like it is a serious question! Brilliant! Next thread from TwentySix: the perils of clubbing with Ebola! ;)

MrDeuce Diva1975 juicebox69 isn’t posting as much lately, so I miss his brilliant posts Mamisan All of the rick animals

I thought that was one of the many constitutional law experts that posts on TUSCL practicing the brilliant argument that would have resulted in Roberts making a different decisision in NFIB v. Sebelius (Or, more accurately, the argument that they believe would have made the difference!)

Chilli_Powdurr, don’t listen to Nidan111. I’m sure there is an anal probe in your future, regardless of whether or not gravity continues to function. But a more brilliant question is “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood - and then gravity stopped working?” ;)

a21985’s reply = brilliant!

Is flagooner’s boyfriend the one with green jizz and pubic chiggers?

twentyfive, you’re going to feel foolish about implying that flagooner has no friends when you open up a new issue of New England Jounal of Medicine and see the case study entitled “flagooner’s friend: the totally non-brilliant things that happen when a flagooner jacks off into your fruitcup and you eat it accidentally”