Works Once in a Blue Moon!
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Wednesday, September 11, 2019 8:55 AM
Some people believe some pretty weird and outrageous shit.
Not you and me, of course, but SOME people do.
But you and I both know some of these people who believe truly weird shit.
Some believe the Earth is flat. Some believe the Bush administration was behind the attacks on the World Trade Center in 2001. Some people believe men never went to the moon and that aliens built the pyramids.
Some people believe prayer works.
That last one is every bit as zany as any of the others.
Some of my friends and relatives point to the rare occasions when prayers appear to have been answered as evidence of the efficacy of prayer. They blithely ignore the overwhelming number of instances where prayers yielded no results.
Presumably people don’t waste a lot of time praying for outcomes that are plainly reliable. People don’t pray for a white Christmas in Nome, Alaska and they don’t pray for sunny, dry weather in Phoenix.
But they DO pray for things like winning the lottery or the cure of grievously, even terminally ill family members.
Let’s say prayer works once in a million times. OK, if you think I’m being too stingy with my odds, let’s say prayer works ten times more often - once in a 100,000 times.
Still not satisfied? OK, let’s say prayer works another hundred times better than THAT. Let’s say it works once in a 1,000 times.
Does that mean prayer works?
What about the 999 times out of 1,000 that it didn’t work? Don’t those negative results mean anything?
Does Bayer advertise that their aspirin relieves pain or reduces fever in one out of every 1,000 doses taken? If they did, who would buy it? Who would believe that Bayer aspirin was worth a damn?
I know lots of people who SHOULD believe such an absurd claim about Bayer aspirin.
But I also know they WOULDN’T! Yet, they persist in believing in that prayer works!
Are they holding the purveyors of Bayer aspirin to a higher standard than they apply to God Almighty?
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