It doesn’t matter whether we are talking about Black, Latino, Aryan or Polish Pride, any kind of racial pride is a terrible, corrosive idea. Racial pride is idiotic and a gateway to racism.
None of us picked our race. Each of us just awoke one fine morning during in our youth and came face to face with our racial heritage. Whether we were elated or disappointed about our luck in the genetic crapshoot is completely irrelevant.
It is what it is.
Our genetic heritage heritage is nothing to be proud or ashamed of. We deserve neither credit nor blame for our ancestors’ heroic exploits or for their atrocities.
If we were being brutally honest with ourselves, we’d all have to acknowledge that our ancestors included slaves, slave-owners, slave traders, idiots, savants, thieves, prostitutes, saints, nobility, serfs and (if you go back far enough) spear-chuckers!
All of us!
If we plan to take credit for being coons, wops, micks, spics, gooks, krauts, nips, hymies, frogs or honkies, why stop there? Why not take pride in other attributes beyond our control? Why not take pride in being a mammal, a homeotherm or a biped?
Personally, I’m extremely proud to be a eukaryote! Eukaryotes are the masters of the planet!
Not prokaryotes!
Prokaryotes are scum!
The more I think about it, the prouder I feel about my status as a eukaryote. In fact, I’m giving serious consideration to joining a eukaryote supremacist movement!
Eukaryotes are nothing like prokaryotes. Those damn prokaryotes just litter our inner cities and make America dirtier!
The poem on the Statue of Liberty doesn’t say a damn thing about accepting any cretinous prokaryotes!
Fuckin’ prokaryotes!
Send ‘em back!
Prokaryotes will NOT replace us!

