A few weeks ago while we were In far West Texas, we ate dinner at Jett’s Grill in Marfa’s Hotel Paisano. They serve up fantastic food and great margaritas. If you’re within 70 miles of Marfa and hankering for dinner, I highly recommend Jett’s Grill.
Later we drove to the viewing stand east of town to see the famous Marfa lights.
When we arrived I had an urgent need to pee (too many margaritas). My 10-year old daughter helpfully pointed out the men’s room for me.
I waltzed in but immediately turned around and came back out. It was obviously not the men’s room.
I told my daughter, “That’s not the men’s room!”
She asked, “How do you know it’s not the men’s room? Oh, ... is it because there were there no ukuleles on the wall?”
“Ukuleles? Why would there be any ukuleles on the wall in the men’s room?”
“I thought the men’s rooms all had ukuleles on the wall where the men pee.”
“You mean urinals?”
“Oh! I thought they were called ukuleles!”
Soon afterwards I found a bathroom with ukuleles on the wall.
Thank god for public ukuleles!

