Posts by reverendhornibastard

If you google “uchimata” you will likely find many more articles about “uchi mata” (a judo technique) than about “uchimata” (pigeon-toed stances and gaits). I don’t give a rat’s ass about judo but I have long wondered why so many…

I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made. I was totally aghast! I was too young for this information…

It was a very long wait, but I’d like to report that party night with Amanda finally arrived. Randall was delighted to see that Amanda was once again wearing some ultra-tight leggings that showcased her toned legs and marvelous…

My first ever visit to a strip club VIP room was a marketing 101 lesson. It was November 2008 and I had recently moved back to the USA from Indonesia. I was unfamiliar with Houston’s far north side but…

Amanda came over for dinner on Saturday night.  We had a perfectly normal, dull suburban evening. We ate dinner.  Then we all watched a movie (BFG – the Big Friendly Giant) with our twins.     Amanda stayed for about another hour…

I am looking forward to my eventual post-pandemic return to the mongering life. I have a strong preference for Asian women but haven’t found any clubs in the Houston area where I can reliably find attractive Asian strippers. Most of…

I thought I had at least 48 hours before Mrs. Hornibastard raised the question again about inviting Amanda to participate in our private moments. I was wrong. Mrs. Hornibastard never brought it up. She just proceeded to…

I thought this issue was dead and buried. But as soon as Mrs. Hornibastard #3 asked me whether I thought Amanda looked cute in her ultra-tight leggings that had so mesmerized our 12 year old son, Randall, last weekend…

Today is a red-lettuce day, at least it is for me.  Today the Sploogemeister turns 69 years old!   Not only is that older than I’ve ever been before, it’s also a lot older than I ever expected to be.    But I’m not…

Anisa, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 (https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7236) and I eventually moved to Africa (as part of my job). For the most part, I have to say I didn’t enjoy Africa. The place where we lived was war-torn, horribly impoverished and…

Yes, it was uncommonly cold last week in the deep south including in the Houston area. The Houston metro area received snow all the way down to the beach at Galveston. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7237 As I lay in bed last…

I’ve been married three times (so far). I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise. This is part three of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who shared parts of my…