I’m Good at:
- Structuring, drafting & negotiating complex, business transactions
- Feigning sincerity
- Talking women out of their panties
- Hiding my considerable conceit with self-deprecatory humor
- Downhill skiing
- Eating pussy
- Procrastination (there’s no time like tomorrow!)
- Driving in snow & ice
- Beating dead horses
- Personal bubble bursting
I’m Lousy At:
- Singing (I couldn’t carry a tune to save my life)
- Hiding my contempt for bullshit
- Hiding my contempt for religion
- Any kind of mechanical repairs
- Cooking (I can manage to burn water)
- Ignoring a crying child (or a crying woman)
- Keeping my pants zipped even when I really know I should
- Tolerating stupidity in anyone (other than me)
- Fashion sense
- Differential equations
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last commentDon’t number 8 is my biggest weakness as well
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rhb, did you accidentally post your Linked In profile here on tuscl ? If so, a parting shot: Prior to going to an interview, a gentleman's wife said: "I hope the interview isn't more than 20 minutes because that's the longest that you can hide the inner asshole in yourself."
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Can relate with not zipping pants. Happens at least once a week - on a good week.
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Differential equations are difficult. And singing on key? I'll try the differential equation again.
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Ugh, Diffy Q as we called it; awful, the only "C" I ever got.
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what’s a differential equation?
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Torture for the brain:
en.wikipedia.org.
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@reverendhornibastard: 🏁 +100
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Things I’m good at:
Breaking stuff
Burning food
Things I’m bad at:
Remembering any important date
Holding in farts
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^ if you are bad at holding farts, i bet you can take me like a champ 😉
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Things I’m good at: frickin’ everything. I’m a rick after all!!
‘cept typing on my iPad. I’m still a frickin’ lion 🦁 and it is frickin’ hard to use an iPad when you have lion claws. You damn dirty apes better make internet devices that are easier for lion to use! ROAR!! ROAR!!! ROOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ha ha - great list Rev. Gotta have self awareness. But work in the mechanical repairs. It’s an essential part of being a man. Having the right tools and knowing what their for is 3/4 of it.
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Downhill skiing is what I am third best right after smoking weed and drunk driving ....
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Good at.... Putting bitches on a winning team. Career management. Putting bad guys in their place. Cooking. Surfing. Rolling blunts.
Bad at.... Saving money. Getting hard with a condom on.
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GOOD AT Picking stocks (though I'm no Juice) Saving money Online dating Microsoft Excel Writing Bench press Empathy Confronting authority figures Dominance in bed Troll busting
BAD AT Art Running Patience Hiding my contempt for idiots and assholes Kissing ass Fashion Neat handwriting Sitting still Not being hard on myself Being diplomatic
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