There are plenty of reasons to love TUSCL.
Here are just a few of my reasons for enjoying my TUSCL membership.
- It’s fucking wonderful to have a bunch of world-class degenerates who are always happy to “tell me where to go” when I’m in an unfamiliar city and suddenly find myself needing an emergency desploogination procedure.
- After my emotionally devastating ejection and banishment from a satanic cult for allegedly emitting “bad vibes,” it is relief to find a place where even a filthy-minded renegade like myself fits right in!
- Few things are more intellectually and spiritually rewarding than spending an evening sprawled naked on my favorite bean bag, swigging beer and chowing down on Cheetos while reading the pearls of wisdom submitted by TUSCL’s mentally defective mutant miscreants.
- I enjoy the hell out of the stripper/slut listings! I can honestly say that I’ve NEVER met a slut I didn’t like.
- Icey-Loco never fails to make me feel good about myself. Every time that lovable little douchebag turns up, I smile smugly and think, “There, but for the grace of God, go I.”
