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Reasons to Love TUSCL

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reverendhornibastardDepraved Deacon of Degeneracy

There are plenty of reasons to love TUSCL.

Here are just a few of my reasons for enjoying my TUSCL membership.

  1. It’s fucking wonderful to have a bunch of world-class degenerates who are always happy to “tell me where to go” when I’m in an unfamiliar city and suddenly find myself needing an emergency desploogination procedure.

  2. After my emotionally devastating ejection and banishment from a satanic cult for allegedly emitting “bad vibes,” it is relief to find a place where even a filthy-minded renegade like myself fits right in!

  3. Few things are more intellectually and spiritually rewarding than spending an evening sprawled naked on my favorite bean bag, swigging beer and chowing down on Cheetos while reading the pearls of wisdom submitted by TUSCL’s mentally defective mutant miscreants.

  4. I enjoy the hell out of the stripper/slut listings! I can honestly say that I’ve NEVER met a slut I didn’t like.

  5. Icey-Loco never fails to make me feel good about myself. Every time that lovable little douchebag turns up, I smile smugly and think, “There, but for the grace of God, go I.”

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gammanu95

Trolls and counter-trolls hijack this thread to flame each other in

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BBBC
  1. Meeeeeee
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gammanu95

Papi, you racist redneck MAGA creep!

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gammanu95

(Self-fulfilling prophecy, LOL)

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Warrior15

Why do I love TUSCL ? Where else can I post about experiencing Vietnamese pussy for the first time last night ?

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pistola

Vietnamese gals are my fav Asian ladies. So hot.

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CJKent (Banned)

@Warrior15

You wrote, and I quote;

“experiencing Vietnamese pussy for the first time last night”

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

🤣

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Warrior15

^. Love the line. " My Mom only lets me spend $5 " . What a negotiation.

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doctorevil

"My Mom only lets me spend $5 " I'll have to try that next time I'm negotiating for OTC.

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shadowcat

In 1965 the South Viet Nam exchange rate was 118 VNP (Piastre) to the U. S. dollar. The GI's frequented 100 P alley. I heard of one report of a C-130 bringing 30 troops back to Japan and that 29 of them had their dicks wrapped in toilet paper.

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doctorevil

Korea, mid-1980s, the girls in the clubs near the DMZ offered two levels of service. A "short time" (quickie) was $10. An "overnight" was $20.

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Cristobal

@warrior15

My favorite looking Asians are Japanese but my best experiences are with Vietnamese chicks with Cambootians a close second.

Almost all my good asian experiences are with civvies as most of the asian DS were not fun at all.

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