Hallelujah! I Have a Nosebleed!
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Sunday, October 18, 2020 8:50 AM
2020 has been a very odd year! Among the many “firsts” in my life that I’ve experienced in 2020, I can now add my peculiar sense of elation and relief over having a nosebleed.
The fall season is upon us and, for me at least, it means my annual second bout of hay fever (only slightly less annoying than my springtime hay fever).
Sure enough, I’ve been hacking and coughing a lot, wheezing and occasionally feeling puny. But with all the Covid19 hysteria, it was difficult not to consider the possibility of a much more serious, alternative diagnosis.
“Should I go have myself tested for Coronavirus?” I asked myself several times last week, fretting more about how my family would fare without me than the possibility of my own demise.
Then last night in the shower I began spitting blood.
I was overjoyed!
My sinuses were fucked up (just like they always get during my hay fever episodes) and now I was having my traditional hay fever nosebleeds!
Halle-fuckin’-lujah!
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