Do Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
reverendhornibastardDepraved Deacon of Degeneracy
If the 1953 musical comedy “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” proves anything, it proves that, despite my claims to the contrary,* I am NOT a gentleman.
I’m not saying I have never been attracted to blondes. I’ve certainly fallen for a few:
But in general, I have always been of the view that there is a very compelling reason why the words “blonde” and “bland” are cognates.
Unlike women with a little more color to them, most blondes desperately NEED makeup to look attractive. Wash a blonde’s makeup of her face and what have you got left?
Some say “blondes have more fun” while others insist “blondes ARE more fun.”
Not me.
I’ll take an octoroon over a blonde any day of the week and (at least) three times on Sundays.
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last commentYou are one strange and slightly twisted individual Reverendhornibastard but I like the way you think 😊
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Blondes may have more fun but brunettes can read.
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Auburn with green eyes all the way, baby!
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My pictures give my preferences away:
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As Van Morrison said: "you're my brown eyed girl". Add in dark hair and she's mine.
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Married to a blonde but love brunettes.
I’m guessing if I was married to a brunette I’d love blondes.
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Smart people always marry for far more than just looks.
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I am a gentleman, and I do prefer Marilyn Monroe, but I would not kick Jane Russell of the bed...
I my humble opinion Marilyn Monroe, blonde or not, is, and forever will be, the gold standard for class, sex appeal, and feminine beauty.
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CJKent,
I was aware of Marilyn Monroe but she never really got my motor running and I never masturbated in her honor.
She was at her peak slightly before I came into my hormones.
The first starlet to get me slobbering at both ends was Brigitte Bardot.
I used up a lot of my mom’s hand cream worshipping Brigitte Bardot!
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Strippers and porn stars I prefer blondes, Civvies and celebrities I gravitate towards brunettes. Either way I scoff at being referred to as a gentleman ;)
NAAAASTY
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@reverendhornibastard
Brigitte Bardot Talking About Her Meeting with Marilyn Monroe: The Video
immortal-beauties.com
“She was so incredible lovely, like a... baby
She was fresh, beautiful and pure and very touching with her vulnerability.”
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Brunettes with bleached blonde hair please
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I find brunettes and dark haired women in general to be more strikingly beautiful. Blondes are beautiful in many ways, but I am more attracted to dark haired women.
I am not a gentleman, so there is probably no correlation to the original topic.
I appreciate the Reverend’s insights. He offers a very good and amusing outlook.
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