Do Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?

reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
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If the 1953 musical comedy “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” proves anything, it proves that, despite my claims to the contrary,* I am NOT a gentleman.

* https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6574…

I’m not saying I have never been attracted to blondes. I’ve certainly fallen for a few:

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6777…

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6754…

But in general, I have always been of the view that there is a very compelling reason why the words “blonde” and “bland” are cognates.

Unlike women with a little more color to them, most blondes desperately NEED makeup to look attractive. Wash a blonde’s makeup of her face and what have you got left?

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7020

Some say “blondes have more fun” while others insist “blondes ARE more fun.”

Not me.

I’ll take an octoroon over a blonde any day of the week and (at least) three times on Sundays.

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7022

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  • elmer
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    4 years ago
    You are one strange and slightly twisted individual Reverendhornibastard but I like the way you think 😊
  • shadowcat
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    4 years ago
    Blondes may have more fun but brunettes can read.
  • ATACdawg
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    4 years ago
    Auburn with green eyes all the way, baby!
  • Longball300
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    4 years ago
    My pictures give my preferences away:

    https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=2…
  • skibum609
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    4 years ago
    As Van Morrison said: "you're my brown eyed girl". Add in dark hair and she's mine.
  • shailynn
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    4 years ago
    Married to a blonde but love brunettes.

    I’m guessing if I was married to a brunette I’d love blondes.
  • skibum609
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    4 years ago
    Smart people always marry for far more than just looks.
  • CJKent_band
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    4 years ago
    I am a gentleman, and I do prefer Marilyn Monroe, but I would not kick Jane Russell of the bed...

    I my humble opinion Marilyn Monroe, blonde or not, is, and forever will be, the gold standard for class, sex appeal, and feminine beauty.

  • reverendhornibastard
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    4 years ago
    CJKent,

    I was aware of Marilyn Monroe but she never really got my motor running and I never masturbated in her honor.

    She was at her peak slightly before I came into my hormones.

    The first starlet to get me slobbering at both ends was Brigitte Bardot.

    I used up a lot of my mom’s hand cream worshipping Brigitte Bardot!
  • NAAAASTY
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    4 years ago
    Strippers and porn stars I prefer blondes, Civvies and celebrities I gravitate towards brunettes. Either way I scoff at being referred to as a gentleman ;)

    NAAAASTY
  • CJKent_band
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    4 years ago
    @reverendhornibastard

    Brigitte Bardot Talking About Her Meeting with Marilyn Monroe: The Video

    https://immortal-beauties.com/2019/03/08…

    “She was so incredible lovely, like a... baby

    She was fresh, beautiful and pure and very touching with her vulnerability.”
  • SanchoRG
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    4 years ago
    Brunettes with bleached blonde hair please
  • Cashman1234
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    4 years ago
    I find brunettes and dark haired women in general to be more strikingly beautiful. Blondes are beautiful in many ways, but I am more attracted to dark haired women.

    I am not a gentleman, so there is probably no correlation to the original topic.

    I appreciate the Reverend’s insights. He offers a very good and amusing outlook.
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