Do Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
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If the 1953 musical comedy “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” proves anything, it proves that, despite my claims to the contrary,* I am NOT a gentleman.
* https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6574…
I’m not saying I have never been attracted to blondes. I’ve certainly fallen for a few:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6777…
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6754…
But in general, I have always been of the view that there is a very compelling reason why the words “blonde” and “bland” are cognates.
Unlike women with a little more color to them, most blondes desperately NEED makeup to look attractive. Wash a blonde’s makeup of her face and what have you got left?
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Some say “blondes have more fun” while others insist “blondes ARE more fun.”
Not me.
I’ll take an octoroon over a blonde any day of the week and (at least) three times on Sundays.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7022
If the 1953 musical comedy “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” proves anything, it proves that, despite my claims to the contrary,* I am NOT a gentleman.
* https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6574…
I’m not saying I have never been attracted to blondes. I’ve certainly fallen for a few:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6777…
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6754…
But in general, I have always been of the view that there is a very compelling reason why the words “blonde” and “bland” are cognates.
Unlike women with a little more color to them, most blondes desperately NEED makeup to look attractive. Wash a blonde’s makeup of her face and what have you got left?
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7020
Some say “blondes have more fun” while others insist “blondes ARE more fun.”
Not me.
I’ll take an octoroon over a blonde any day of the week and (at least) three times on Sundays.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7022
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I’m guessing if I was married to a brunette I’d love blondes.
I my humble opinion Marilyn Monroe, blonde or not, is, and forever will be, the gold standard for class, sex appeal, and feminine beauty.
I was aware of Marilyn Monroe but she never really got my motor running and I never masturbated in her honor.
She was at her peak slightly before I came into my hormones.
The first starlet to get me slobbering at both ends was Brigitte Bardot.
I used up a lot of my mom’s hand cream worshipping Brigitte Bardot!
NAAAASTY
Brigitte Bardot Talking About Her Meeting with Marilyn Monroe: The Video
https://immortal-beauties.com/2019/03/08…
“She was so incredible lovely, like a... baby
She was fresh, beautiful and pure and very touching with her vulnerability.”
I am not a gentleman, so there is probably no correlation to the original topic.
I appreciate the Reverend’s insights. He offers a very good and amusing outlook.