Some clubs shouldn't be on social media

Lol...omfg. priceless

Sometimes your have to sacrifice some looks in favor of high mileage. :)

Damn – wish I hadn't seen that – I just ate and now I have indigestion

Who left the barn door open?

If they are “hot enough” to be put on the FB page; I wonder which dancers did not make the cut.

Really! How bad did a dancer have to be to not make the cut?

Yikes! Who let the dogs out? (I know -- ancient reference.)

My standards may be low but that group makes my redneck dives look good. I wish I could un-see that. Damn you , Carlos ! LOL !

Page is offline.

For those of you who are late to the party, the photo has been removed. Here's a photo (below) of the rest of the club's staff. Imagine them in dancewear, and you'll have a good idea of what the strippers look like.

I'm sure they're lovely people. They just need to find dancers who don't weigh in at 250 lbs. or look they were pulled out of meth house.

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Well Carlos, now you have finished us off

Just love the Comercial on the tv behind them. Absolutely perfect for a SC pic of ladies like this.

LOL!! A diet plan! I missed that.

Dammit! When I have a chance to go out and review some clubs, maybe I will visit this place. There will be a full, explicit, in depth, no holds barred review with plenty of details. Admit it. TUSCL wants it.

If you dust one in flour just fuck the damp spots.

I was wondering how long that pic would stay up. not very long. It was a deterrent to visiting the club. I wish I could unsee it from earlier.

@Carlos - Reviewing that club is the ultimate "taking one for the team". Good luck and we hope you live through it !

My dayshift ho looks like a 10 now, thanks!

Carlos I admire your willingness to take one for the team, but we don't want to lose such a valued pl such as yourself.

Visiting a place such as that could cause you to stroke out and die. Or worse, it could cause you to be so traumatized that you never want to go to another strip club again.

If that was the only SC near me I'd probably hang out at the gay club.

Hey, I'm in! The hot Asian on the left with all the tats! Oh yeah! Say, where is the bottle of Jack???

Wow. I'm at a loss for some snark here.

Damn that's sad. Makes the ones we saw at a local dive bar a few weeks ago that we considered 2's look like frickin' hard body 10's. We wouldn't even get a drink and spend 10 minutes checking the place out. We'd have to turn around and run right out the door.

I'd go somewhere else. A regular bar, the mall, walk around a nearby college, even Walmart.

You think some guys might try to become 2am reports after visiting this place?

Carlos, since I at times club around your area I want to make sure I avoid it too. Is top shelf the club's name? I don't see it listed in Akron area clubs, what city or area is it in?

TheeOSU - It's in south Canton on McKinley Ave. They just opened late last year. I used to hear radio ads for them saying they were the best club in the area. I'm guessing they hadn't been to any other clubs.

I will be visiting in two weeks. The plan is to do an honest recon, bleach my eyeballs and then hit another club.

PhantomGeek - If there was a 2 a.m here, I'd think the cops would call it a mercy killing.

The 2:00 a.m. would probably be of a custy committing suicide at the site of those “dancers”

"The best club in the area"?

Define "area." My guess would be inside their walls, provided they don't let any other women in -- or Catilyn.