I used to work at a place where we had to observe urine drug test.
A stripper told me that I had one of the biggest she had seen, and I told her she obviously hadn't seen that many at all.
Also one tried to tell me I had a good body, it's been two years since I've seen the inside of a gym. Looked at her and said "wow, if my body is good, then your boyfriend must be the fattest fckr on the planet"
Another reason to love the DS. She has never lied to me with penis compliments despite my spending my kids inheritance on her. Of course this might be because she was a virgin until she met me and has nothing to compare me to.
It only means anything if she's telling other girls, not me. Most memorable was the time two girls at my table told me it was talked about in the dressing room, and the stripper next to us who I hardly knew smiled and nodded. Whatever.
I had to buy a t-shirt that had an image of a rooster on it and of course the caption read "Stop staring at my cock". Unfortunately it's not working. :)
I got this a lot at IR Thursday, almost to the point of wondering whether it was a club standard to drop that line (although the first girl to say it was from Jacksonville). It was weird, as it's never happened to that extent at any club. My first trip to IR had no stick-shifting whatsoever, but this time it was just a hand magnet. Every girl who I got more than one dance from did it continuously, except for one. Oddly enough, that was the girl who gave me her number.
My G/F has a husband with a huge dick and she said it's too big for her. I'm average and I was her first doing anal. When men comment on a woman's breast size it's good to be complimentary even if you wish they were bigger. I want the same courtesy with my cock.
I'm not like that. I want you to be honest with me.
Don't tell me how big I am. I'm decidedly average. Come up with something smarter. At least say for a guy my height (I'm short), it's big, or that you don't like it too big and that I'd be just right.
In short, if you're going to use SS on me, at least use the good SS.
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Some of you can probably answer that! :O
A stripper told me that I had one of the biggest she had seen, and I told her she obviously hadn't seen that many at all.
Also one tried to tell me I had a good body, it's been two years since I've seen the inside of a gym. Looked at her and said "wow, if my body is good, then your boyfriend must be the fattest fckr on the planet"
Most strippers take their phones out and take pictures of my dick
Don't tell me how big I am. I'm decidedly average. Come up with something smarter. At least say for a guy my height (I'm short), it's big, or that you don't like it too big and that I'd be just right.
In short, if you're going to use SS on me, at least use the good SS.