Comments by beguiled (page 12)

Trade her ass in on a new model from the spring line up.

I ate something, didn't ask what it was, VIP was dark and I was drunk.

He needs to work on his spelling, probably wears his pants down around his ass. Send him a pick of your dick in her mouth.

It would be embarrassing to have your mom catch you in that thing. I tell you what.

Thanks for the suggestion. I just watched the entire season one of this show. It was worthwhile, similar to Tosh.0. There was another version of the porn direction that I liked better. One episode had motel maids telling us to not touch anything in the room and please quit spooging on everything. Good stuff.

I'm in Seattle, perhaps if you post a pic of your boobs, I could match you up to the most suited club for your boob type.

I'd be all over that, repeatedly.

Dick Hole

or wait, I shoulda said mmmamwich.

We're going to need a bigger boat http://s18.postimg.org/4l77jmc21/outoforder.jpg

You beat me to it, lol.

http://vimple.co/2e9fb281e3234f879b171309b9782c04 PNW bikini baristas FTW

4got2 wants to see your B-Hole ;)

John, it's cool. "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

Your dick will fall off and you will lose all street cred on TUSCL. You have too much invested to start over.

I'm stuck on these http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/x1DERE9

Figured that I'd be called a fag for noticing.

Her face is cut and pasted to the body, kinda creepy.

What? Am I the only one here that seeks extras like this?

Billy Mays is rolling in his grave.

Watching East Bound and Down season 1.

Stripper keeps sucking the NOS out of the can before I can get her thong off.

You could let JS69 get you pregnant.

Wow, just checked it out. It looks like a Cosmo or Modern Mom magazine. We've been clubbing too long if SI chicks are hags. Winning...