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Got smelly balls?

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
In an effort to spare you a bunch of inappropriate jokes, we'll just get straight to the hard fact: men have just as many hygiene needs as women. The one we're addressing today is not a sizable issue, but it's important nonetheless.

Nadkins, a new grooming product on the market, makes cleansing wipes dubbed as "Male Jewels Refresher Towelettes." Yep, that's right, they're designated wet naps for the male nether regions, for when things get all sweaty, smelly and uncomfortable.


NADKINS
$12.50 for a 10-pack, Nadkins
Founder Joe Caccamo came up with the idea based on the bad sensations guys feel in their junk throughout the day. "Let's face it, when a man is uncomfortable down there, he is generally uncomfortable all over, making for a miserable day," Caccamo said in a press release. So, why not create something that turns a simple swipe into a sigh of relief?

In terms of the product name, Nadkins was born out of a conversation Caccamo had with a woman. Caccamo told The Huffington Post that his friend said, "'You know Joe, guys don’t always smell so great ... down there.'" His response? "Yeah ... it’s like they need a napkin for their nads ... a Nadkin!"

The fresher-uppers are non-toxic and contain soothing ingredients such as aloe vera, colloidal oatmeal and vitamin E. After wiping down the area, users will get a "cooling and refreshing feeling without any irritation," according to the press release. It also removes dead skin and helps protect against added aggravation.

The down under world of male grooming doesn't stop there. Mangroomer Biz Wipes are drugstore gems that provide "a masculine executive scent."


WALGREENS
$19.99, Walgreens
Birchbox sells a similar good called Niche, that could also be used on the face. If it's safe for your penis, it's probably OK for your cheeks.


BIRCHBOX
$9.99, Birchbox
Mayron's Goods provides Junk Stuff, a cream that uses essential oils and vitamins to clear up rashes and rawness.


MAYRON'S GOODS
$30, Mayron's Goods
Women have a lot of products to keep their lady parts fresh and clean, like the classic Summer's Eve and Healthy HooHoo wipes. So no battle of the sexes here ... unless we're talking how public men are about their wants for women's down there situations.

We digress.

Dudes, it's time to reconsider your grooming game.

8 comments

  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    This is good advice from someone who probably doesn't get laid that much. lol

    While you're at it, it doesn't hurt to man-scape the area below your underwear line so when a stripper drops your drawers she doesn't think you're Chewbacca.


  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    Any good bath room troll should carry these. :)
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^^ BATHROOM TROLLS CARRY SMELLY BALLS NOW?
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    All you need is a shower with soap and water. You have to turn on the water too!
  • beguiled
    9 years ago
    I heard that if you dunk your junk into Listermint, it would prevent STDs/STIs. I think it would cure smelly balls too?
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    "I heard that if you dunk your junk into Listermint, it would prevent STDs/STIs. I think it would cure smelly balls too?"

    Brilliant! Listermint definitely cures smelly balls! In fact, I've taken to splashing my taint and butthole with Listermint! You never know when a nice rimjob opportunity will avail itself and you want your butthole to be minty fresh when it does! ;)
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    ...what's wrong with baby wipes?
  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    I prefer to use a blowtorch to sterilize the skin.
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