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Comments by bkkruined (page 27)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    eyeamlong
    Georgia
    Looker-On
    I had a couple "looker-ons" last week. At Dolly's, in Washington Park, Il, I was back in one of the booths. Well, the guy next to me apparently took 2 girls back to the booth with him. The walls between were about 5 feet, so I kept seeing the girls heads as they stood up to switch. One of them kept making eye contact and looking down at what I had going on in my lap. I actually kinda liked the extra attention.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    Would you pay for this sort of service?
    4) "You smell nice" - Buy girl a perfume $150 Or, maybe have the girl take a shower and come out to do a lapdance for you not reaking of cheap perfume and cigarrette smoke?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Dancer Pricing
    Supply and demand. Skills/education don't really matter. You don't pay the doctor $100K for a heart bypass because he went to med school for 8 years, you pay him because you don't want to die. You pay strippers $20-$40 a dance because there just aren't that many hot young women who want to grind there pussy and ass on some old keeper's cock they just met 5 minutes ago and let them suck on there titties. Education doesn't really matter, but a woman who know when to touch what and how to keep you buying more and more, knowing you'll never get what you want, is hardly inexpirienced. If you don't want to pay, don't. I really encourage that, and it will drive prices done if everyone does. While I might be willing to pay $40, I get awful selective. And if the first one isn't great, that's all. If they were $5, I'd be trying out everyone, couple songs each.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    Got Laid by a stripper for the first time.
    "There's no sex in the Champaigne room!" I'd actually say that's pretty much the truth really. In my limited expirience with the VIP / Champaigne room. I have gotten laid in a couple clubs in that dark corner where all the other lappers are going on. If she won't do it there, why is the other room going to be so different?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    thoughts on this experience
    You seem awful concerned she might be a police officer, even after she's gotten nekkid in front of you and rubbed herself all over you for a lapdance. And, after titty fucking her, your still afraid that if you show up at her hotel room, someone's going to pull out a badge? I've never heard of and just can't imagine any women on the police force getting a job in a strip club and getting naked for customers in any way shape or form. Especially not touching them while naked, or titty fucking them. While there may be a few instanced of such a thing happening where they suspect larger organized crime ownership or running of a club, they aren't going to go this far to bust a few customers for soliciation. And I always take the number. I might throw it away on my way out the door, but I always take it. Leaves her with the impression that I'm interested as long as I'm there with her.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    occurious
    California
    Topless / Nude Waitresses
    There are quite a few coffee stands around Seattle with almost topless baristas (pasties). They'll have lingerie, swimsuits, etc. but generally most with do pasties or tape of some sort at least one day a week, with a thong on the bottom. These are all the little drive through trailers / shacks. Somehow, some of the girls apparently figured out how to do extras from there and a few have gotten into some sorts of trouble, $20 whip cream show on the way to work I guess? I've never tried to get anything beyond coffee from any of them, but apparently most of the more notorious ones that've been busted were all about an hours drive away for me.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Aravas
    Maryland
    Hand sanitizer/ rubbing alcohol on penis after sex with strippers/escorts
    I wash my hands. It seems like the polite thing to do, washing my hands between pussies being fingered. And wash them before I leave. Make sure I don't rub my eyes, etc. with pussy on them. Just soap and water, not taking a bottle of hand sanitizer into the club, but maybe I should, they might show some appreciation if they notice?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    chukko
    Ohio
    Ratings by city
    I think city vs. city rankings have pretty limited value for most. I remember seeing them on this or another site a long time ago, and found several cities, including the one I lived, ranked very high due to 1 club. Usually most of us travel for some other reason, and use TUSCL to find clubs there (or along the way) I'd assume? Most of the better clubs are going to be in or near major metropolitan areas with few exceptions. It's pretty easy to go through the list of club rankings and see where they are, and where there's more than 1 in a city (or it's metro area). I think it's pretty decently laid out now with proximity in most of the places I've looked. For instance, St. Louis, where I've never been but will be travelling to soon, shows one club with a list of others in the "proximity" that are all in Illinois, Washington Park, Il particularly, and sound like something that I don't wanna miss. Picking one of those clubs also gives me a list of nearby clubs. I'd much rather have more free formed searches avilable. Say, an ability to pick any club within 50 miles of an address, and sort based on dancer quality and value. I understand we all have different ways of ranking clubs, I've had my fun in the Star of Light at Patpong in Bangkok, and gone upstair at the Toy bar at Soi Cowboy, I doubt any bar in the US or Canada is going to that low level of physical appearance and attmosphere, and I just don't care about those rankings. I know some do, and I don't fault them. But I'd just as soon be able to search and sort disregarding them. My point being, a more free formed searching ability would be an advantage if it could be implemented.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    What Floriduh strippers do after they retire.
    I would trust a lawyer who thought he could get money back from a timeshare marketing firm amount as much as I would trust a stripper.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Did she want to make out?
    I always kinda figure that knowing and following the rules is HER job. If I touch somewhere against the rules, I assume she's gonna tell me. If she leans in for what I think might be a kiss, and I want to kiss, I will. Similar to grabbing some T&A, put you hand on near there and start sliding, if it's unwanted / against any rules she believes you should be following, she'll let you know. The only time I ever got into trouble was a guy watching the camera in the private room kept coming in and telling me I couldn't put my hand under her clothes, she'd then turn around to face me again so I could put my finger back in her without the camera being able to see. And Mr. whoever he was, despite coming in and yelling at me at least 3-4 times in as many (maybe fewer dances) still did nothing but yell at me (they may have had more issue with the dancer, I dunno, if she was worried about it, all she had to do was move my hand away or ask me to stop).
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Parking lot robbery.
    Robbing a guy LEAVING a strip club. Not very bright, they're broke, that's why they're leaving.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Ever had a dancer start licking you in the middle of a lap dance?
    She was just trying to get the last guy's pubes out of her mouth.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    A Stripper's Resume
    All depends on who's reviewing the resume and doing the hiring. If it was only me reviewing that resume, she's get an interview for sure. Doesn't matter what the job was, brain surgeon, whatever, why not call her in for an interview!!! Unfortuneately, a more professional HR dept. with actuall job their hiring for, might not be so accomidating.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Great Experience
    I think $20 is posted on a sign somewhere in the place, but it's been a long time since any ladies there quoted anything less than $30 a song. They will all offer to do "more" for more money, but I can't think of a girl that didn't go topless and allow a lot of touching for $30, especially if they know there's multiple songs. The only time I've been stopped and told that I would need to pay more was with my finger tip slightly wet already. And, higher prices ($50 and up) are common with specifics given... If she's vague, I pass.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    ontheroad96
    Illinois
    A Bit of a Let Down
    Not for everyone, for sure. I'm not shy, but when I overhear the guys playing pool chatting about how sweet one of the girls is as if she's the neighbour’s daughter, it's just a little awkward to look down at her head in my lap sucking away.... And those ladies do get way too persistent, once they find someone in there who isn't a regular just drinking, and I found it pretty impossible to get rid of one when interested in another.... (especially if I has her the night before)
  • review comment
    10 years ago
    datinman
    Not in Kansas anymore
    Hit Hollywood Show Club around 8:00...
    I've seen at least one walk walk up on stage, take her top off, sit down on the back of the stage leaned up against the mirror / wall and play with her cell phone for the entire set. Usually, if a girl looks like she's excited about being there, at least
  • article comment
    7 years ago
    No Balls for a Decade and My Plans for SC to Help Remedy That
    Hire a pro and just do it. I've been with quite a few "normal" girls that probably never even looked down there, I think, maybe just to make sure there was a condom on. At a strip club? well, last night when she got down on her knees I unzipped and pulled out pretty much only the part you aren't missing, she'd pretty much have never known about something like that... It's not someplace where you can pull your pants off and fold them over the armrest...
  • article comment
    8 years ago
    3LeggedMan
    Chicago, IL
    Things Strip Club Customers Think
    "Tell the ugly girl your waiting for someone! I actually sometimes "ask" someone if they are kind of giving them an out to low-key say they're not interested in me. If they say no they're not then I know that they are interested. " I've considered telling them I am waiting for someone before, but I'm afraid they'll ask who, and I got no answer.
  • article comment
    8 years ago
    john232425
    Game recognize game man, game recognize game.
    Why Patrons don’t Buy: A Guide for Entertainers
    I understand rejection sucks. And always getting turned down is discouraging. And, guys don't like to be pestered. But, they also don't like to get ignored in a strip club. So, if you have a guy you've already chatted up and asked and been rejected... And he's been sitting alone for the next hour or two. Maybe stop back and see if he's changed his mind. I have my preferences. And often I walk into a club and see a bunch of girls that fit that. In the first 15-30 minutes, it's pretty common for ever OTHER girl to come ask me for a dance. With all the girls I was really interested in busy with some regular. 2 hours later, I'm bored, ready to bail. I'd probably take up an offer for a dance with the first girl who is at all attractive, preferences be damned, but they've all gone to ignoring me because I already turned them down. (But if your stopping by every 5 minutes, I'll be annoyed. And if I get some kinda snotty response when I turn down an offer, there's just no way I'll say yes to that girl next time, even a month or year later, I remember those).
  • article comment
    8 years ago
    She's Pretty, You Like Her, but Why Won't You Buy Dances From Her?
    I go into a club with an amount of money. It's not unlimited. It dictates how many dances I can get. With this limit on the number of dances available for me to buy, I prioritize who I would like to get dances from in my mind as I watch them on stage. Often, these girls don't ever come around and ask for whatever reason. But I have this idea in my head about what girls I would really like to see more of as they do come around. And, my general preference is asian or white. Occasionally, a lady that I wasn't otherwise interested in comes along and warms up to me and gets me interested in her. (not always by stroking my junk). But it's kinda rare. Sometimes, especially at new clubs travelling, all the ladies there seem to ignore me, sticking to regulars, etc. And I would usually go for a dance with any lady that's at least kinda pretty, regardless of other preferences. But typically, I'm just more interested in asian or white girls, and can't afford to buy a dance from every girl that hot.
  • article comment
    9 years ago
    Spending The Big Money
    You gotta remember from a stripper's standpoint what a motor home looks like.... old, half busted, stained everything, driven by uncle molester.... Better off with a hotel room.
  • article comment
    9 years ago
    maskmask21
    INDIANA
    Terrible Time in Tijuana
    http://travel.state.gov/content/passports/english/alertswarnings/mexico-travel-warning.html Even by third world standards, Mexico is pretty damned violent. Do a quick google search on Tijuana murders if you have any doubts about it. While a lot of the violence is centered around drug battling drug cartels, this also creates an environment were petty criminals are virtually ignored and have little to no reason not do bash your head in with a rock to steal anything you have. It seems almost obvious that the police are getting paid to keep you safe around a couple of the larger, more popular brothels. Take advantage of that. Leaving that area to try and save $10 might not be the best decision.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    How to make Money Stripping
    Solid colors, black, white or red generally. Green or yellow work on some girls. Pink is kinda sickening. Blue can work, and can fail. Plaid skirts can really work, but that's about the only pattern. Shiny things are good, kinda like fishing lures, it draws attention from far away. I'm a bit too found of touching the girl. Anywhere and everywhere she'll let me. At most of the clubs in my area this is allowed to a point by most girls, and encouraged by many. And, it's really kinda a bit more exciting when she's wearing something to reach under, skirts, loose tops, etc. Nothing too long or too tight that hands get stuck in. And no padding on the tops!!! If you don't want my hands on your breasts, tell me no, move away, etc. don't try and wear 1/2 inch of padding thinking it's going to keep my grubby paws away. I have yet to see a girl wearing one, but one of them loose fitting backless club shirts would really get me going, fantasize about slipping my hands around under one of those with a girl grinding on my lap. And they make them shiny!!! Cause I'm a simple man who's attention is easily attracted to something shiny. What I really wonder about is why they think any customers care about their shoes. I've heard all kinda stories on this, clubs require them, make their calves look better, they have customers that like them (or are just complementing them on whatever and they soak it up). On the other hand, those huge heals they all wear seem to universally hurt their feet, any time they've left them on during a lap dance I've usually been almost injured by them, and the new girls not used to walking in them, or the drunk girls staggering just look absolutely ridiculous trying to walk with them.