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445 posts by TheOne&Only

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OT: what to do and where to go

Pulse nightclub massacre. Ft. Lauderdale airport terror attack. Parkland school shooting. Hurricane Irma. Alligators eating kids at Disney World. Nile crocodiles and Burmese pythons taking over the everglades. Catastrophic sinkhole fatalities. Fatal pedestrian bridge…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 18

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You can't fight Destiny...

...because if you try and fight Destiny, then you'll have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers, too.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

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Sugar relationships in public

Not long ago, my wife and I were dining at an upscale restaurant. Our table was adjacent to the bar where a mismatched couple were having drinks. There is a large population of seasonal residents from Germany and…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 20

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Celebrity lookalikes and unicorns

Lightning struck Ft Myers twice in the same night on the same stage. Both an Asian with large natural tits and a dancer that looked just like Nathalie Emmanual at Babe's. Either an Asian in south Florida or…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

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well, hell, this has been a known fact since the Reagan Administration

https://www.indy100.com/article/conservatives-republicans-more-attractive-left-wing-lefties-hotter-rolfe-daus-peterson-carl-palmaer-8181196

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 21

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The new Col. Sanders is...

Just no. This gender fluidity BS has to stop. http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/01/25/reba-mcentire-is-kfcs-new-colonel-sanders.html

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 10

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Savage behavior in strip clubs

I was checking out the day shift talent at Babe's. Of the six girls working, there was only one I was interested. She was a busty Latina with a porn star face. I had been waiting for…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 31 29

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How much strippershit can a stripper shit if a stripper would shit strippershit?

I was watching the Phillie Eagles give a free football clinic to Minnesota last night at Looker's. A young, tatted-up, average-looking blonde dancer who called herself "Duchess" came over and asked to hang out. The SS started immediately.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7 12

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Still flawless

Elizabeth Hurley. 52 years old, looking better in a bikini than many of the strippers we see, still with porcelain skin. Talk about winning the genetic lottery jackpot. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdpyXpxgHd4/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 20

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"testicle ‘exploded’ after contracting African salmonella" Would you rather...

Would you rather contract incurable gonorrhea, or have your testicles explode from African salmonella? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5283738/grandad-testicle-explode-like-volcano-tunisia-african-salmonella/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 4

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Cold weather in FL

I guess the girls around here ran out of long pants. I went to Target and Publix this evening and it was nothing but MILFS and coeds in yoga pants as far as the eye could see. It…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 5 15

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Large tips as a Christmas bonus

I usually tip more generously around the holidays, if the service warrants it. Everyone needs more money during the holidays for gifts, dinners, travel, etc. So many waitresses and dancers are single parents, that a little extra from…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7 7

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How far have you driven for a strip club?

I'm talking about for the express purpose of going to a club - no business trips, hotels, or stopping in to see a buddy. I've completed the sale of my business, but regretfully never had the opportunity to arrange…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 8 38

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new article posted

Montreal escorts v US strip clubs. Reads like I need to find my passport.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 2

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Butt implants

I was sitting at the bar at Scarletts FM, getting ready to leave because I saw no one above a 7. Finally, a 6' blonde with a thin body and big fake tits walks out from the back wearing…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 10

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a use for hairy pussies

A dancer was giving me a table dance with her hand up my shorts, while another dancer sat at our table. She notices I keep up with my manscaping and tells the other girl, "He keeps himself trimmed.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 9

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Top 3 SS Complaints

I originally misread the title of the other post, buy out made me think of the other form of stripper-shit we commonly hear. * "I'm practically homeless, I don't know where I'm sleeping from one night to the next". Yet I…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 6 4

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OT, but interesting

Drudge Report linked to a Jerusalem Post list of the 50 most influential Jewish persons. This destroys the whole leftist lie of neo-Nazis in the White House: Stephen Miller, Steven Mnuchin, and Jared & Ivanka Trump.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 9

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How petty some people on this board are

The anonymity available in unmoderated internet chat board, like this one, freely lends itself to cowardly and immature attacks other users. Txtittyfags, dougster, randomloser, 25, Nina and others waste their time and yours by posting meaningless petty attacks without…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 92

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A new invasion?

Puerto Ricans and others from Caribbean islands destroyed by hurricanes this year are arriving at the US mainland by the thousands. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-bz-hurricane-evacuees-at-port-everglades-20171003-story.html Does this mean turf wars in strip clubs between Cuban and PR dancers? Or will this just double the…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 26

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looking at the end of the road for my clubbing days

This is not a Larry Fishsticks bs fantasy post. I am planning to sell my business and get out of the rat race. There's plenty of acres in the country upstate. We can buy some land, put…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 58

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Clubs in areas under curfew

Since many areas in Irma's wake are under curfew, clubs that have reopened will have to close early. That means hotter nighttime dancers on the daytime shifts. Dancers that are back, will need more money. Dancers that…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 16

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OT: Irma evacuation

So which of you other poor bastards are not evacuating? For the record, I haven't either. I wanted to, but even on Wednesday the only hotel I could find was a La Quinta in Tallahassee, and I searched…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 33

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not just for strip clubs and night clubs

Met a freakin bathroom troll in the men's room at the airport. Charlotte NC, C gate. Motor mouth small talk, bad Jamaican accent, directed you to a stall before spritzing air freshener, pulling the paper towels out of…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 11

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Non-political on-topic post about the new WH interim Communications Director

Not quite as hot as Dana Perino, but still a damn attractive woman, Hope Hicks https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Hope+Hicks&FORM=HDRSC2

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 5
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