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Large tips as a Christmas bonus

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gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?

I usually tip more generously around the holidays, if the service warrants it. Everyone needs more money during the holidays for gifts, dinners, travel, etc. So many waitresses and dancers are single parents, that a little extra from us could make a big difference for their children. I do not limit this generosity to strip clubs, of course, but that's what we do here.

What I don't do is gifts. I hear a lot about whales giving their ATFs fur coats, cars, expensive jewelry. I wonder how many of those ATFs turn around to sell those luxury gifts for drug money or cosmetic surgery, and how many to pay bills and help their families.

Last week, I figure I tipped about $150 above my normal level at three clubs (including bartenders); not including paying through the nose for a couple of lady drinks.

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Bj99

Good point. I’m sure it was appreciated.

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JohnTitor

I hate children, so tipping extra on the premise of some shitstain having a merrier Christmas isn't a consideration whatsoever.

Will tip nicely the bigger the load is I get to blow, be it December or June.

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Bj99

^ how charming. You must have to fight the girls off..

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JohnTitor

Well, I I find out that the stripper sitting on my lap has a kid before hitting a couch or VIP, I'll shoo them away, anyway. No thanks.

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Bj99

Why would you care if she has a kid?

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flagooner

At least he doesn't ask if he can get dances from her kid like another poster on this board would likely do.

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Bj99

That’s true flag, unless staying away fro. kids is some condition of probation.

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