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440 posts by TheOne&Only

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Nipple tucks

Women are having surgery to make their nipples more prominent. Like models on Instagram, they want nipples that are more easily visible when going braless, or look better when wearing sheer tops. But when men stop to look…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 7

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There must have been a better answer

In my recent review of Tootsie's, I recounted how one extras-selling dancer asked me how long since I'd been with a woman. I was taken aback by such a personal and irrelevant question. Obviously, she was fishing to…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 19

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What feeds the SC industry in your city?

I'm still surprised at how disappointing the SCs around Fort Myers are. It send to meet all the criteria for good clubbing. Lots retired old men with nothing to keep them out of the bars. Sizable immigrant…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 15

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OT: Worst career politician

We all seem to agree that career politicians are a cancer on out society. Who do you think is the worst tax leech currently in office? 2 rules: Must be a career politician (3+ terms). Must be currently holding…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 20

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Is San Jose Guy really Sarasota Guy?

I was at Cheetahs Sarasota earlier this week. The fairly attractive stripper with the questionable breast scars I mentioned was on stage. A super-creepy guy went to the stage and tipped her. It was EXACTLY how I would…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 9

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Stripper's scars

So there was this hot little spinner. Shadowcat would have loved her. Super thin, but not bony- decent muscle tone. Pretty a-cup tits that felt natural. Weird thing though: She had a scar running vertically from…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 5

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Longest legs in the US

I don't know if she holds the official record, and there's a Russian or Ukrainian who does officially hold the title for Longest Legs in the World, but this American college coed is sexy AF https://www.instagram.com/chasekennedy_/?hl=en

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 8

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Solid Gold Ft. Lauderdale re-opening

Solid Gold, formerly of Oakland Park, is re-opening as Thee Solid Gold of Ft. Lauderdale, with a Pompano Beach address. They are advertising theme rooms, a sky bar, and even a jacuzzi. While I'm looking forward to seeing…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 28

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OT: Memorial Day

During worship yesterday, the pastor asked the veterans to stand so they could be honored and thanked for their service (although Veteran's Day in November, while Memorial Day is to honor the fallen). The choir then led the congregation…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 1

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Let's all take a moment

and thank Pres. Donald J. Trump for leading the country's economy to record-breaking stock market growth, and for creating an environment where Apple and Alphabet may each exceed $1K/share. If you aren't grateful for Trump's leadership, then why don't…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 47

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Mexicasians

Has anyone else seen these Mexican girls whose faces look Asian? Skin tone, eye shape, features all look Asian, but then they come up to you with "Hola" and start with the Spanglish. I wonder why that is?…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 17

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Alexandra Daddario

I can't believe that she needed to resort to Tinder to find an LTR. Even before we saw her boobs in True Detective, I would have eaten a mile of her shit just to taste her ass http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/05/18/even-baywatch-star-had-trouble-finding-dates-on-tinder.html

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 12

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The unshaven and hairy trend

As always, we can blame Hollywood: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/18/rise-young-women-going-au-naturel-nearly-quarter-now-dont-shave/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 12

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Body modification gone too far

http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/michaela-schaefer-and-other-nude-german-models-with-hamburgers Zoom in on her nipples. They've been altered to be heart-shaped. Breast implants are common place. I've become a customer to inordinately tattooed dancers and models. I like the look of pierced nipples, but not the feel.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 8

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GPS-newer acronym not in the glossary

It's popped up a couple of times, most recently in Papi's review of BTR. Global Positioning System doesn't work in the context I've seen.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 17

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OT: Porn star attacked by shark

Molly Cavalli https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3489549/porn-star-horror-shark-attack/ At least it didn't bite her tit off

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 11

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Our worst nightmare

Only Papi (too thin) and JS69 (too old) would be immune to her charms. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article148005034.html

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 25

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OT: May Day

Remember when freedom, representative government, and self-determination were fashionable? Where the hell did we go wrong?

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 42

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Sex for $25 and Chicken McNuggets in FL

http://www.winknews.com/2017/04/30/woman-allegedly-agreed-to-swap-sex-for-25-fast-food/ Not even if we negotiated down to $10 and something of the dollar menu. Nopenopenope

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 19

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What's better than grabbing her by the pussy?

Giver her the Shocker and make her call you "Daddy"

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 13

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OT: Insight from a bumper sticker

"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 7

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OT: THE LAST JEDI trailer has dropped

Of course, it has that pussy Darth Emo from "Girls" in it. I hope they bring back Darth Maul. The greatest ending ever would be for him to whip Darth Emo's ass and then cut off Mark Hamill's

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 4

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Nympho Activation System

There really is a specific phrase you can say to any woman, any where, at any time which will trigger all her hormones and make her undeniably horny. It's no guarantee that she's going to drop her panties and…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 18

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shapes in the strip clubs

I did the Fort Myers circuit yesterday, which actually led to a couple of hot dancers. However, it was at Lookers -which many locals call Little Cuba- that I noticed a disturbing new trend. 99% of the dancers…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 8

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woman accused of raping male cabbie

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-cab-attack-672893 Okay, so a brother held a knife to your throat and you got robbed of $32. She definitely not fugly. I might, as a witness, decline to cooperate on the rape charge if she agreed to finish the

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 9
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