A dancer was giving me a table dance with her hand up my shorts, while another dancer sat at our table. She notices I keep up with my manscaping and tells the other girl, "He keeps himself trimmed. Girl, the next time you pass out, I'm gonna braid you some cornrows 'tween your legs.". It occurred to me, and I told them this, I would pay money to see that.
I had a very hippie friend who attempted to cornrow her armpit hair one time, so cornrowed pussy hair doesn't sound that much more bizarre to me. In my head, it's like a multitude of landing strips.
I’m impressed at how your dancer was able to compliment you (and your grooming) - and call out the other dancer (for her lack of grooming) - in almost just one sentence.
A dancer shouldn’t be very hairy - unless she caters to fetish clients.
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A dancer shouldn’t be very hairy - unless she caters to fetish clients.