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TheOne&Only

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440 posts by TheOne&Only

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Strip club challenge for the week

Whatever happened to LDK and the other weekly challenges? This occurred to me after I saw a meme of a $20 with the message "I put this in my anus" written on it. That would be a great…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 1

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Pretty front desk girls

Have you ever been to a club what the girl collecting cover was just so genuinely pretty, not in a slutty way, that you experienced a pang of shame entering the club? Many clubs have sexy older women collecting…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 29

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Civvies are just getting uglier

Maybe I've been spoiled by online porn and 7up clubs, but civvie girls are becoming increasingly unattractive. Cosmetic surgery and fitness advances are not keeping pace with the increase of muffin-tops, mudflap asses, and cellulite that looks Deadpool's face. I…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 25

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An OT Florida story

I swear, you just can't make this stuff up. Also, check out the picture of the guy's waterfront home. Over 3,000sf, waterfront, on the market for only $335,000? That seems way undervalued in this market. https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/port-richey-mayor-arrested-after-shooting-swat-team and from in-article

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Tipping, in general and strip clubs in particular

Along with the $15/hr minimum wage debate is an increase in restaurant workers and others whose wages are reduced with tips expected to compensate for the difference. I think that servers and others should be paid no less than…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 20

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Truly dangerous gangs and strip clubs

When I was travelling for work, i was warned away from a couple of clubs in El Paso and Phoenix because they were in bed with or heavily frequented by MS13. Earlier this week, a TV in the club…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 24

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Stripper nearly choked me out

It happened again. Im sitting at the bar as a stripper walks by after getting called to the stage. She gives me the eye with a sly grin, and I smile back. Then the dancer sitting next…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 21

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Thigh gap, bikini bridge, and belly crack all-in-one

Thank me, I'm welcome. http://www.popoholic.com/category/emily-ratajkowski/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 14

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Another teacher busted, this one a beauty queen!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/former-miss-kentucky-charged-with-sending-obscene-photos-to-student Check out her pageant body. I seriously hope that kid got some pussy before she was busted.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 3

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Bella Thorne's new stripper anthem

and fap material https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvJZ7CF4V6/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 6

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Social justice has gone too far

You want another reason to hate social justice snowflakes? Check out Sarah Michelle Gellar's instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVMDydnekQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1xc8nksbtqgmt An impossibly sexy MILF. She said she would use these pictures as a reminder not to overeat on Thanksgiving. Then the trolls…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 12

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Toxic cities

I recently hit a couple of clubs in West Palm Beach after a day of marketing and sales visits. The sales calls were difficult, the traffic was fucking awful, the waitress and other patrons at lunch were discourteous at…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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Do you want to poll my ballot box?

I'm trying to come up with some good jokes about strippers and elections.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 3

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OT: no-shave November

Who's participating? I never have before, but Im thinking about this year. Is it still a thing? How do dancers feel about beards in general?

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 7

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OT: Free Taco Bell Burrito

A fast food horror story I heard once: A Taco Bell in Arkansas was shut down when authorities found employees had been mixing their feces into the refried beans. As his final act before locking the doors forever, a manager changed…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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patrons using hidden recording devices in clubs

Another site warned of a customer going around to different clubs with a hidden recording device, and described his behavior as "noticeable". The report included that it was making dancers nervous and limiting their behavior. I'd hope it's…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 9 14

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patrons using hidden recording devices in clubs

Another site warned of a customer going around to different clubs with a hidden recording device, and described his behavior as "noticeable". The report included that it was making dancers nervous and limiting their behavior. I'd hope it's…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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This is just too awful for words

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/08/22/flesh-eating-std-allegedly-reported-in-england.html Note to self: decline extras while in England

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 11

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Are you afraid of the dark?

We've all seen the 2AMer reports, and there have even been some in Ft. Myers. And since I moved, I don't get to club as much as I used to or as much as I'd like. It also…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 17

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When strippers and barmaids lie about being older

Sure, if someone is underage, they would lie about being at least minimally qualified for age-related work. In this case, I am referring to a barmaid at Looker's who wanted me to believe that she was 41. Of…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 12

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OT: what to do and where to go

Pulse nightclub massacre. Ft. Lauderdale airport terror attack. Parkland school shooting. Hurricane Irma. Alligators eating kids at Disney World. Nile crocodiles and Burmese pythons taking over the everglades. Catastrophic sinkhole fatalities. Fatal pedestrian bridge…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 18

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You can't fight Destiny...

...because if you try and fight Destiny, then you'll have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers, too.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Sugar relationships in public

Not long ago, my wife and I were dining at an upscale restaurant. Our table was adjacent to the bar where a mismatched couple were having drinks. There is a large population of seasonal residents from Germany and…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 20

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Celebrity lookalikes and unicorns

Lightning struck Ft Myers twice in the same night on the same stage. Both an Asian with large natural tits and a dancer that looked just like Nathalie Emmanual at Babe's. Either an Asian in south Florida or…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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well, hell, this has been a known fact since the Reagan Administration

https://www.indy100.com/article/conservatives-republicans-more-attractive-left-wing-lefties-hotter-rolfe-daus-peterson-carl-palmaer-8181196

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 21
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