Top 3 SS Complaints
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I originally misread the title of the other post, buy out made me think of the other form of stripper-shit we commonly hear.
* "I'm practically homeless, I don't know where I'm sleeping from one night to the next". Yet I have to twist your arm and pay a kings ransom to let you stay in my hotel room with me
* " Will you buy a dance? I'm going to cry, No one's buying any dances" I've spent the whole night trying to make eye contact with you, and you spent the whole night at other tables or looking at your phone until now.
*"Don't get dances from so-and-so, She's a bitch, and a whore, and she steals all of my customers.". Ah, so SHE'S the extras girl
* "I'm practically homeless, I don't know where I'm sleeping from one night to the next". Yet I have to twist your arm and pay a kings ransom to let you stay in my hotel room with me
* " Will you buy a dance? I'm going to cry, No one's buying any dances" I've spent the whole night trying to make eye contact with you, and you spent the whole night at other tables or looking at your phone until now.
*"Don't get dances from so-and-so, She's a bitch, and a whore, and she steals all of my customers.". Ah, so SHE'S the extras girl
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I had one dancer tell me - guys come in and they think I’m a piece of meat! - she apparently was hoping customers were interested in her engaging conversation skills.
I’ve also heard - I’m only doing this for a few more months - as I need money to pay off my bills - this one is funny because there will be bills next month too. I doubt there are many dancers with fiscal discipline.
No I don't do drugs = I'm just naturally rail thin with sores on my face.
I'll loosen up if you buy me a couple of drinks = my resting bitch face becomes active psycho face and won't leave alone and begin screaming obscenities at everyone here.
We go to the CR and just when her hands start to stray to my nether region her phone rings. It's the tow company at her car! He was obnoxious too (she put the call on speaker). They argue about the time he was supposed to show up as she has a friend who was going to be there to take care of it but hadn't arrived yet. So it was real!
When she hung up she was really apologetic in breaking the mood, but then she more than made up for it. This girl might be a new ATF...