How far have you driven for a strip club?
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I'm talking about for the express purpose of going to a club - no business trips, hotels, or stopping in to see a buddy. I've completed the sale of my business, but regretfully never had the opportunity to arrange one final trip to Phoenix, Detroit, or San Diego (and by extension, Tijuana). However, I do have many opportunities to travel locally as I meet with the different vendors and businesses necessary to start up the new business. I would not being staying overnight at a hotel. Any of those locations would include at least 4-5 hours driving time (round trip). Whether or not its worthwhile depends entirely on the club, of course, but that's the whole point. Sure, it feel pretty PL-ish, but that is the hobby we chose. So how far have you other mongers driven just to club?
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On one SC trip from Miami to Cocoa Beach, I stayed over-night then went to club in Jacksonville which was about 160-miles then drove from Jacksonville back home to Miami which was about 350 miles
I don't recommend it for newbies. Made a lot of questionable decisions because I didn't want to make that nearly 2hr drive home without getting something out of the trip.
I made some terrific memories on those little trips. Would do it again 1000%.
And Lopaw, a 70 minute drive in S Cal, what's that, 10-15 miles! I hear traffic is horrible there.
So to travel there that's normal to me, although it's never been just to go to the strip club. I do other stuff since I'm in the city.
However, once I did make the overall commute 300 miles. I had drove up, stopped by the casino as usual and upon leaving the casino I realized I didn't have my driver's license. Note, I frequent the casino so much I guess they get lax about carding me. So it was like 9 PM and the clubs close at 2 AM and ALWAYS have carded me. So I drive home just to get my driver's license, then back up just to have about 90 minutes in the strip club only to come back home again. So yeah that was pretty PL for me when it comes to distance.
If you count more than driving, I used to fly to Amsterdam at least once a year for the sole purpose of mongering.
Heading up this Tuesday through Friday in fact. :-)
Oh wait he never went to LV.
Once went a 200 miles out of my way, both ways, via car to stop in at the Detroit clubs. Also once did a fly-in, fly-out night in Detroit. FS with two different 9's in two hours may still be the highlight of my life.
So that's 560 miles drive overnight
Round trip -- five+ hours -- LAX to San Diego to TJ on foot and back
Regularly, because I want more mileage and I don't want to party in my backyard, I travel 2.5 hours round trip.
I saw a porn "star" in Key West many many years ago. I also don't remember her name, but she ran for some office somewhere, likely '80s or early '90s.
He wanted to find Hyapatia Lee dancing at a club. He was totally convinced he could talk her into fucking him. We drove to lots of clubs in NJ, NY, Ct and Pa to catch feature porn stars - but never found Hyapatia Lee.
I have also driven from Pinellas County Florida to Pompano Beach, attended Diamond Dolls, and then driven back, without any hotel room in between. That was a nightmare. I can't do that any more. It's almost as bad as the Jaegermeister incident ... but much more legal. Nevertheless, just as risky, falling asleep at the wheel every fourteen minutes or so. Google maps says it's 4 hours 7 mins, 272 miles via the "alligator alley."
I once flew to Houston from as far away as Atlanta expressly to go to Treasures (and a few other clubs) , but I booked a hotel room and a rental car in order to do so. So I guess that's not a proper answer to the question. And I once drove from Buffalo NY to the clubs in Toronto's airport area (Mississauga, Etobicoke, other suburbs) and attended the clubs and then drove back to Buffalo that same night. But that's not quite as far as Tampa Bay area to Pompano Beach and back.
Ridiculous. Why do I do this to myself. LOL
When I lived in the southbay about 15 years ago it would often take me 45 minutes to drive 6 miles to and from work - sometimes getting home on a Friday night during rush hour would take over an hour. This was on PCH and no freeways involved. It has only gotten worse since then.
Nowadays I try to plan my visits to TL & COI clubs on Sunday afternoons when the roads aren't quite as insane.