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Comments by thunda99

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    The writing is on the wall.
    @rickdugan "have had a series ot tightening events through the 90s" That's a creative way to describe out politicians and corporations selling out the middle class in favor of profits. Also you seem to not differentiate between illegals aliens and immigrants.
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    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Should a Guy Named Jim Bob Cooter be Allowed to Coach in DEE-Troit?
    You can't make this shit up. SOL!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    the going price
    Hey Smith! We don't all have fucking wads of cash to give away! I'll bet I've banged hotter chicks than you for a fraction of the price!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Reviews Where OP Bitches About Well Known Facts
    Good responses by all. I get that not everybody has money to burn, hell I sure don't! And I get that you go hoping to hook up with someone you find hot/attractive. I guess that at my ripe old age and with my previous life experience I just see it as a game and am willing to budget for it and from the info i get here know what I am getting into. I will say that I have had great luck so far in Detroit but I did experience those off nights in my previous haunts. Also I am more into the vibe I get from a girl and not just looking to get the biggest trophy in the club.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    How did you become a TUSCLer ?
    About 18 months ago I was scanning the web an did a search on a couple of the local clubs. I hadn't been in a SC in years and had the itch to go hang out and mingle with some girls that get paid to get/be naked around me. I started out reading some USA Sex Guide stuff and also TwoSheds because it was free. After getting into the groove of going to the local places some and reading some of the TS stuff about the Detroit scene I read some of the partial reviews I could read on here without being a member. I noticed that some of what seemed to be the more veteran/knowledgeable TS folks also commented on TUSCl so I decided to subscribe and I am damn glad I did. This site is great in every aspect from intel to humor to web personalities of the frequent posters.
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    When Shit Can't Get Any Crazier - Here Comes A Porno Offer
    That's nuckin futs!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Do you remember your first girl (sexual encounter) and your first beer (that you
    Back in the mid to late seventies me and all my friends used to cruise our small town constantly especially in the summer. We'd hang out in parking lots or make laps drinking beer and smoking weed. We all had cb radios in our cars and would keep track of each other, the girls in town and the local cops. There was always this one girl out there talking whose handle was "Bandana". She had a super sexy voice and liked to talk to and tease us all.We could not figure out who the hell she was though and it was driving us all crazy and a couple of us deduced that she was on a home radio somewhere in town and not in a car. One night I'm out in my dad's blazer instead of my car and he had a really nice radio with a signal strength meter. I'm cruising around when Bandana comes on the air and we start bantering back and forth and all the time I'm watching the meter driving in a certain direction across town as the needle kept going up the scale and I finally narrowed it down to a certain street and headed down it. When I made the turn I sweet talked her into coming outside on her porch so I could get a look at her and low and behold there she stands the cutest little spinner I'd seen in my young sixteen year existence! I pulled in the driveway and introduced myself and wasted no time setting up a date for the next night.So I pick her up in my 68 Camaro and head straight to the drive in movies with a cooler of cold ones and a little wacky tobacky for good measure. We watched probably 15 minutes of the first movie before we were making out hot and heavy. As things progressed I decided we needed to get in the back seat so we climbed back there and I moved the front seats up as far as they would go and leaned the seat backs forward. We didn't have a ton of room but we were both young skinny flexible teenagers...lol. The two things I remember most were when i took her shirt off she had these pencil eraser nipples that kind of startled me until I realized how much fun they were in my mouth and secondly when we finally did "it" I didn't last very long...lol. My buddies were all jealous as hell of me when they found out not only did I find her but I also fucked her in the backseat of my car!
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Comments By Idiots.
    @shailynn I'm semi-dyslexic does that count? Can you throw a brother tuscl'r an insider bone?
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Approached in the nude ?
    This is one of the things I love about my local "VU". Even though there is no alcohol and extras are limited getting to see the girls completely naked and have them approach me that way is awesome.
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Your Stupid
    "it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." deep shit
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Fixing crappy management
    As I get more familiar with the local clubs one of the things I noticed is that most if not all don't put much effort into their website up keep.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    How much stripper shit are you willing to put up with to get the pussy?
    There is another one in line right behind the one giving you a shitty go of it. I give her about one or two incidents and then shine her on for the next one.
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    9 years ago
    OTC Digits Ground Rules
    @georgmicrodong I wasn't trying to be aloof just you are right about the quick "thanks" text @Rech that's a really good idea @rockstar lol!
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    9 years ago
    OTC Digits Ground Rules
    Thanks for the quick responses gentlemen! Love the batting average analogy PC!
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    9 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Ass clowns at Twin Peaks
    I was in the newer one on 14 mile the other day and there was some blond chick with sort of heavy make up walking around in there with this weird desperate vibe talking to guys. It turns out she is a former Coliseum employee and had "auditioned" there and was hanging around thinking at any minute they were going to give her the job but I have a feeling that she was a little "long in the tooth" for what they look for in a waitress. I almost felt sorry for her.
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    9 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Gas Station Hotties
    Yoga pants are the best fashion trend ever!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Stripper Advice - Jedi Master help required
    I say just get it over and go for it Roll the dice and see what happens. If you do it right and she declines there is a chance you can keep on enjoying her company if you enjoy being stranded at second base with her :)
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Business Appointment
    Drive up fap window! It's only tacky if you don't have something to clean up with.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Redheads
    The hottest woman I've ever had the pleasure of spending time with was a Red Head twenty years my junior and she was hot as hell! I knew our relationship was not destined to last but I consider the few months we were together the high water mark of my fucking career! lol
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    9 years ago
    VoodooMan
    A little here, a little there
    Did I miss a memo?
    Yes it is pretty crazy how it has changed but the price of poker has gone way with it. No more dollar lap dances or 5 dollar per song VIP trips. You seriously get to play but you also seriously have to pay!
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    9 years ago
    warhawks
    Crazy Town USA
    Different types...
    Man I don't what it is (actually I do) but I have seen some Indian girls that just light my friggen fire.I like all types but when you find just the right East Indian girl they are smoking sexy in my opinion.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    A simple formula for making women happy.....
    I've never seen the condensed version before!
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Blonde, Brunette, Reshead?
    A jet black brunette with dark smoldering eyes for sure!
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Sex and everything about it
    Don't sweat it, just let it fly and come back for seconds if you are good at the recovery mode. As far as making them cum hopefully you can communicate with them a little and have them guide you a little if necessary. As for lasting that takes practice and technique and a partner that's willing to let you slow down and even stop for a minute. The times when I've been able to last it is with just the right person and I am able to get into the zone where I get close and then back off and then get close again over and over. Usually she will tire of this and give you a hint that iti is time to finish up :)
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    9 years ago
    JamesSD
    California
    butterfaces
    It all depends on the overall package and just how buttery her face is. If there is something about her body and the way she carries herself or the vibe she gives off I will take a shot. I aint lookin for the next Mrs Thunda!