Comments by alcrutch

Been here quite a few times It's only 20 if you go to the 2nd VIP area for nude dances for the regular dance area for topless, you don't pay anything at the bar. You should always do a regular LD before going to the private VIP. Most of the time the dances are the same

Nah it's no dances on the floor and then in the regular dance area in the back, it's 20 for regular lap dances, $30 for topless and in VIP, it's fully nude for $40 a song. Just got lucky finding one who gave you a discount for 29 for a topless dance

Rule one of DMV clubs is never to arrive before 10p. There's rarely any girls in most clubs at that time becuz there is barely any customers coming in before 9.

Nah. They do it in that area because the county shut them down when they do it out front which is why nearly all clubs in PG county MD have their lap dances in a separate room

Ebony Inn is your best bet. About 15 min from DC

sinsasysionals is on the list of clubs to be shut down

Ebony Inn and Harley Rider's will get you plenty of mileage but the quality isn't that high

Thot meaning "These Hoes Out There". it somehow got transformed into a noun. people have been using it for a while now like the past year or two

What is RIL?

"No thanks" will lead to "why not" from her which will lead him to either have to lie or tell the truth that she is now unattractive to him. I can see no good ending from telling a currently drugged-out stripper two years past her prime that she isn't as attractive as she used to be so you don't want a dance from her. Secret escape seems like a much better plan.

As long as the dance isn't terrible, I feel obligated to tip when the dances are only $5 or $10 because I have gotten $20 dances from girls that have put in a whole lot less effort than the girls who are giving $5 or $10 dances and I believe $5 or $10 isn't enough to reward some girls' hard work

this is a very accurate analogy and every stripper that i've ever met fits into one of these categories

Try Ebony Inn's day shift in MD if you want high mileage at a discount. You should be able to get there if you catch the metro and then a taxi or Uber from there. If you want quality and high mileage, try some of the clubs in Baltimore

I've done this before. I go to the club mainly for one specific dancer and if she's not there, i will go home even though the club is about an hour away from me and i usually pay a taxi driver about $50 each way to get there. She is the best looking dancer there and my personal favorite, so why waste money on some other dancer who i know isn't going to give the same quality lap dance and isn't going to look as good as her. I might as well save my money and spend it when she's there. Also, not all clubs will tell you over the phone if a specific dancer is working that night and even if she's on the schedule to be working she could always change her mind at the last minute. Strippers don't really have a set schedule

Maryland - Fuegos but I've never been to Baltimore to check out their strip clubs

@JamesSD, I literally just had this argument with a stripper on Saturday. She told me she'll give me a special at 2 for 20 and I replied aren't all dances $10. She didn't get how she was not giving me a deal and then when i finally said what is 20 divided by 2. she got angry at me and said Look I don't do math, now do you want the deal or not. At that point i just gave up paid her the $20. Anyone at that level of stupidity needs the money a whole lot more than I do

I wouldn't call this one niggerism. Niggerism would be if he shot them and then went on bragging about how he killed some pigs for the streets. This guy shot and wounded his girlfriend first in MD, traveled from Baltimore to NY, shot 2 NY police officers, and then ran away to the nearby train station and shot himself in the head and his name was Ismaaiyl Abdula Brinsley (not a very niggerish or thug name). This one seems like he either had mental problems or was muslim/possible act of terrorism. Thugs wouldn't travel from Bmore to NY just to shoot some police officers unless the NYPD killed someone that specifically knew and they wanted revenge. Even then, that wouldn't be the act of a thug but just an act of revenge that any race would possibly do. Thugs would have shot some Baltimore cops or drove down to Prince George's county (where the most crooked cops in the state are) and shot them and then bragged about it on facebook or to one of the homies. They aren't going to shoot themselves right after the crime. Now, I'm black but I'm not a thug or nigga, but I do know how the average thug thinks

i knew one that was a fireman during the day and then stripper by night

They took away all of their gay nights thankfully so now it's female dancers only there every night

Sundays is 10pm - 2am and even on days when they are open in the afternoon, the dancers don't have to get there til 10pm so I wouldn't come before then

Actually there are 2 clubs in DC that do lap dances but only in VIP

I go to this club on a weekly basis and I've never seen dudes and girls on stage in the same night. Never seen any dudes on stage or dancing period. Sunday is the night that dudes dance but I just don't go in that night and I'm good

FYI. Only on Wed & Thurs can you get table dances by themselves. Any other night you have to buy a bottle (not just a drink) first before they allow a girl to dance at your table.

You can get lapdances upstairs in VIP for 20 or on the couches for 15 and they're full contact. You just need the wrist band or stamp

Not many dancers at barely any of the clubs in DC or MD before 8 or 9. Right now The House aka Penthouse is the best option in the DMV