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Sweet Jiminy Christmas!!!! This has got to be the worst experience I have ever had at a "strip" club! The club opens at 2pm...I figured I'd blow off work early head to mocombos, get a drink, see some ass like I used to do in the good ole days at the Skylark (sigh in remembrance). Alas, this was not to be....I guess you can't go back. Anyway, I digress. I hit the spot around 2:45-3pm. I wasn't expecting the place to be jumping, but gadzooks man, I expected someone to be onstage...I was nearly blinded by all the bright lights that were still on! I bought a drink (price wasn't bad) and figured I'd settle in and wait for a dancer or two to show up....and waited....and waited...and waited. Two dancers did finally show up...but decided to chat it up with the barmaid/owner and a couple of locals/security (I'm guessing). I sat in that parade of shame for about an hour til I finished watching whatever talk show was playing in the background. I downed the rest of my drink and walked out. No one ever took the stage...no tits, no ass...not even a cheek...nipple....hell, I would have tipped side boob at this point.

I've read some decent reviews for mocombos...I'm not saying those cats were lying....but I'm going to venture to say that their pants may be smoldering....I can't see myself going back there anytime soon...but with the climate in the district and in PG,who am I kidding...I'll probably go back in a few months. What other option do I have...Ebony inn?....smh....don't even get me started on that place.