Just awful. Never again.

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, PA

Went for Halloween party event. Many dancers but few winners. Feature dancer was boring. $27 cover for "event." Dancers trickled in gradually from 8:30-10, about 22 in total. Carma - Petite and kinda curvy. Sky - Chubby in…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

This used to be my go to club. A good place to hang on a Saturday afternoon with many dancers and often 50+ dancers in the evening. But now I check in once a year…

Forbidden Fantasies

Titusville, PA

This place definitely has a...reputation. I wasn't looking for anything like that but was in the area and gave it a go. Decrepit old building and filthy parking lot. Northern PA is the land that time…

I'll start by saying that this place is a good contrast to the one down the street. The dancers here are prettier, the atmosphere is so much cleaner, but the dances are far less enthusiastic.…

Went on a Saturday night on Memorial Day weekend. Industrial neighborhood that looks like something out of a zombie apocalypse movie, and the parking/entrance fit the area vibe. But once through the doors, inside the…

I stopped by on a Sunday night, it was pretty slow only about 3 or 4 dancers working. On the plus side, that meant I got to see all of them without any crowding or…

Revisited Body Shop on a recent Friday. it's located very near another club, Showcase which is maybe a half mile away. Parking was plentiful inside and outside the fence. its located in an industrial area, no businesses…