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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Tijuana
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10 years ago
Boy asks his Mom, "What is intercourse?" Mom says, "When a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina."
Boy asks his Mom, "What's a blow job?" Mom says, "Go ask your father."
Boy asks his Dad, "What's a blow job?" Dad says, "$100 in the club, $50 from a crack whore."
or
Boy asks his Dad, "What's a blow job?" Dad says, "It's what you get from your girlfriend until you get married."
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10 years ago
Last two "love connections" with ball and chain were, wait for it -- 11/25 and 4/1, not that I'm keeping track or anything. Haley's Comet comes more often. Advice: stay single! Me so hawny!
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10 years ago
Grow it out and trim it in the shape of a clover. Seriously. Then, nickname your love tunnel "LUCKY". You'll be VERY popular. (I sincerely had a DS do this. She colored it green for St. Patty's week.)
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10 years ago
What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams? Keep it to yourself!
I'd vote you stay in San Diego or La Jolla, hit their beaches, and then go for the most cost effective strip clubs in North America -- TJ. You could hit them all, one a day, like touring the monuments in Washington DC.
I know you said you've been there, but why mess with a winning formula?
Oh yeah, Pete Carroll . . . run the damn ball!!!!!! Same principle.
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10 years ago
So are unicorns.
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10 years ago
I tend to ignore reviews if written by someone with only 1 review. Best case -- they're new, but have little perspective against which to compare. Worst case -- shill (especially if the review is overly exuberrant).
Having said that, come on dude, take one for the team, visit the strange club and write your own review -- it is not like 1 visit should break your bank. With 23 prior reviews, we'll more likely trust YOUR observations and opinions, anyway.
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10 years ago
I've always done my own and have never used a purchased program (and I operate a business filed on Schedule C). I just download blank forms from www.irs.gov myself.
I always wondered -- what is the value of these purchased programs as opposed to filling the forms out myself?
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10 years ago
Best bet is to cruise the bar areas inside the casinos or slots areas nearby the bars inside hotels. Your price is directly correlated to how fancy the hotel is (you will pay more at MGM than at Flamingo and even more at Bellagio than MGM). I would stay away from offers walking the strip as I would be paranoid about LE stings. I've never heard of hotels allowing LE stings inside their casinos.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
There must be something wrong with me because I have never found the giant-ass thing attractive at all. Different strokes . . .
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10 years ago
Pre-internet, us PLs were happy to get to look with little expectation of touching.
Post-internet, looking and not touching is really boring and not worth it. For there to be any value proposition at all, there must be HM, UHM or extras.
For that reason, I prefer clubs of today over clubs from yesteryear.
Oh yeah, conversely, Vegas sucks now. I much prefer Vegas circa 1980s and 1990s (before the corporations fucked it all up -- maximizing revenue per square foot) back when men were men and the women and children stayed home. If Cuba were smart, they would create 1980-style casinos stocked with easy women and kick vegas' ass.
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10 years ago
In all seriousness, Holdem is exactly right! I have found that they are better with their mouths. #biggalawesomehead
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10 years ago
IMHO, a threeway in which the 2 ladies take turns servicing you is an unmitigated waste of funds. This is especially true OTC or with escorts.
If you are going for a threeway, you have got to be aggressive about what yoiu want and dictate the action that makes a threeway unique -- that is:
1. 2 ladies working you over simultaneously (north/south, front/back whatever turns YOU on) or
2. you getting off while watching girl/girl up close when they are really in to it..
A threeway is NOT the time to lay back and let whatever happens happen.
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10 years ago
WORST CALL EVER!!!
if Carroll had a hard-on to throw the ball, at least run play action to Lynch to freeze the defensive backs. His remarks after the game were even more stupid than the call (we were trying to waste a play because we didn't like the defensive matchups) Whaaat?? Really?? Guess he makes too much money to say "I'm an idiot for overthinking the obviously correct play call on 2nd, 3rd AND 4th down, if needed." Run the fucking ball, genius!!
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10 years ago
You the man!
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I would agree mostly with Dolfan. As a pure thrower, most of the others are superior (Manning, Farve, Marino, Montana, Young, Bradshaw etc.). His poise and his game management brings him in to the conversation (consider his # of 4th quarter come-from-behind drives). For my money, not the best, but a first ballot HOF for sure.
PS -- hate the Pats, esp. Belicheat.
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10 years ago
Stay home.
If doing OTC, a gift is a nice idea likely reaping dividends as escorts routinely expect/enjoy gifts. Otherwise, I say forget it and stay home. Go ITC Friday or Sunday, if you must.
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10 years ago
Sober. And sober. I club alone and have to drive myself. Simple.
I sometimes order a cheap domestic beer in a brown bottle (usually Miller Light) and carry it around while in the club.
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10 years ago
Best: Reagan -- America was teetering and self-loathing (thanks to numerous crisis under Carter) and brought us back.
Worst: Obama -- seems to loath American dignity and strength (thanks to him, Carter isn't the worst)
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Prime rib medium rare. Game over.
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10 years ago
As has been said, drive. It is only 4.5 hours and you will be able to easily club hop. Plus you save on cabs/car rental/airfare. I never fly anywhere if I can drive it in under 5 hours. Cost and inconvenience (TSA, shuttles, rental cars, taxis, etc.) makes driving a better proposition. If you don't have access to a car for the weekend, rent one from a suburban location near you for $40 a day.
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10 years ago
Close your eyes. BBBJ! A mouth is a mouth. Actually, big gals have more experience with their mouths.
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10 years ago
Sorry Smokey. Nobody seems to be buying what you're selling. There has never been a shooting outside Club O that I have heard of Ever. Not one. I did read about a unlicensed club/brothel copped out and closed down a few feet from the Club O entrance. So what -- they were brazen and went too far! With the entrance 50 feet from the expressway entrance, nothing bad is gonna happen to you.
In fact, has there ever been a 2 AMer outside ANY club in the area we are discussing. If there was, Shadow would know. Without facts to the contrary, I intend to continue to enjoy these places when in the area.
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10 years ago
For the record, been to Club O, CTs and many other Harvey/Gary/Hammond/etc. type places repeatedly and nothing bad has happened (yes, even after dark -- just not 2 AM!). I'll admit my heart was racing the first time or two, but eventually I got over my anxiety. Now, I think I want to try Arnie's. For me, I could care less about alcohol, I want value and contact/extras from above average hotties on up.
In spite of the fact that I feel Smokey's endorsement a bit too exuberant, I enjoy reading the exchange of opinions.
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10 years ago
Look for what appears to be a 1970s vintage motel. Ask at the front desk if they have hourly rates. I have found several that give you three hours for $25. Most recently: one in STL and one in south suburban CHI.