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Dancer : "I'll give you a sloppy blow job for one of your t-shirts".

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

Yes, that happened to me yesterday. I had met a dancer the previous Saturday that really impressed me. She was a 9 and gave me a couple of great dances. I would have taken her to VIP then but I had just busted my nut in VIP 30 minutes earlier. I asked if she would be up for a VIP with me next Saturday and she said yes. So I ran into her yesterday. She was sitting with 2 other dancers bull shitting and when I approached she gave me a big smile and the 3 of them had a good laugh over the t-shirt I was wearing "Any one need money for rent?" Then I pulled out a t-shirt that I had in my pocket and gave it to the one that I wanted. Without even looking at it she jumps up and starts kissing me. I said you haven't even read it yet and she says "I know I'll like it". She opens it "Does this t-shirt make my tits look big?" and I again got smothered in kisses. She said I'm going to give you 8 free dances. I countered with taking her to VIP at the standard rate, which she accepted. Meanwhile one of the other dancers at the table, a 7, Hollers, " I want one too and I'll give you a sloppy blow job for free". Ordinarily I would have taken her up on that but I had had my eyes focused on the 9 for quite awhile. I took the 9 to VIP and now have a new favorite without having to pay Dream Stripper prices. I may have to order some more t-shirts. :)

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Clackport

Shadowcat the Godfather!

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Clubber

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You never cease to dazzle me!

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ButterMan

He'll yea!

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tobala

I've got to get to follies one day.

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mikeya02

Gee Shadow, you should dance on stage and take your shirt off and fling it into the crowd of screaming strippers...lol

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VeryBigDawg

I want to grow up and be Shadowcat!

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PhantomGeek

Note to self: If I can get to Atlanta this summer, bring a lot of extra t-shirts.

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MrDeuce

Shadowcat, this is the kind of shit that makes you one of my very favorite TUSCLers! Party on, dude!

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crazyjoe

Nice Shadow

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goodsouthernboy

Shadow is our own version of "the Legend."

Also, happy Chris Kyle Day

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sharkhunter

Thumbs Up Shadowcat!

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Thekingof32

Who was the 7? ... lol

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shadowcat

Saturday the 7 informed me that she considers herself to be a solid 8.5 and apparently has withdrawn the BJ offer. Life goes on. :)

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chandler

Ahh, tough break. She's not bad.

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shadowcat

chandler - I some how knew you had some thing to do with that. LOL.

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chandler

I was partly kidding just now, but no more than I'm sure she was kidding you with her offer. I know a thing or two about both dancers, and they're both good friends with my ATF. That's really all I had to do with it. LOL.

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