Comments by pensionking (page 33)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    What do you do for fun?
    I usually use that question on strippers that I don't know. If they answer something like, "suck dick" or "make men hard", I know it is on! When I am asked, I usually say one word, "Misbehave!" If I get no reaction, I ask, "Am I talking to the right girl?"
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Strip Clubs on Map function.
    Dear Founder: Loved the map feature! Great for screening before choosing a hotel in unfamiliar territory.
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    10 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Your a great guy, but your too nice...
    Women are attracted to the BBD. That is: any dude that appears to offer her a Bigger Better Deal. Nice guys are safe, but offer no upward mobility or increase in social esteem. Jerks, in a weird way, offer a form of safety due to the assumption that, if they're jerky enough, no one will fuck with them. Nice rich guys, on the other hand, get laid. Handsome guys get laid. Nice guys that are good listeners with no prospects for prosperity . . . well, we know how that turns out.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Your a great guy, but your too nice...
    That is code for "you don't excite me."
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Won't get ripped off again
    Good for you JS69. Fuck them ROBs. They know EXACTLY what they're doing. If the bouncer backs her up, there is a good chance he is in on the scam. If the manager backs the bouncer up, then HE is in on it, too. Fuck em all then. Sorry DIva, have to agree, 2-1/2 is NOT 3. A flight from NY to LA that lands in Denver is NOT a cross-country flight. If she wants to collect for three, dance until the middle of the third song, then. Only way to avoid it is to REFUSE TO SIT DOWN until song ends. I even say, "let's wait until this song ends."
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: March Madness
    Wisconsin WILL beat the children at Kentucky. Don't be sad, the KY kids will go on to out-earn everyone else entering the NBA this year by a factor of 5. Oh yeah, Calipari is a douche!
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    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: March Madness
    Calipari is a douche. He wins by 39 but doesn't clear his bench until the last 38 seconds and then tells them not to shoot. What a douche!! Notre Dame and Wisconsin are excellent matchups to challenge KY. Can't wait to see . . .
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Strippers turning into porn stars
    First three way ever for me . . . Samantha and Monica. Saw them in this feature film clip several years after and freaked out a little. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDWozjS32Ng
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Aravas
    Maryland
    Booking a hotel how to
    If you're on a tight budget, check out the Drury Hotel chains. They have free happy hour snacks (can suffice as dinner) and a free breakfast. Plus free telephone, wifi, soft drinks and popcorn. https://wwws.druryhotels.com/content/about_spserv.aspx For some reason, doesn't show up on hotels.com, etc. You'll find them from MI to TX and from AZ to NC. Sadly, nowhere in the Northeast or Northwest.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Big_sarge
    Virginia
    Driving cross country: Oregon to Mid-Atlantic
    Guaranteed extras at mostly-black club literally 10 minutes off I-80/94 in Harvey, IL (near Chicago) called Arnie's. Also, simllar extras at 50/50 club in Gary, IN 5 minutes off I-80/94 called Honey's. Look it up. Closest thing to Detroit this side of, well, Detroit.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    If the wife really loves you but too tired to play...shouldnt she just let you s
    JS69 is 100% right in everything he says in this thread. She'll never agree to let you stray. Never. I contend that any longtime wife that is often "too tired" or "too stressed" or "too whatever" is really "too over it!". In other words, the first xx years of "great sex" were an act to get to where she is today. When she figures you are out of options, the doors are closed. Why buy the cow when she is giving away the milk? That is true when she is in her 20's. After 25+ years of marriage, her attitude becomes "Why give away the milk anymore? -- he's already bought the cow!" i wonder -- do divorced women suck a good dick??? Gawd, I'm in a cynical mood today . . . sorry kids . . . uncle perv is wrong -- marriage is great! go for it and makes lots of babies!
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Bachelor Nation: 70% of Men Aged 20-34 Are Not Married
    Marriage is an economic contract. True love lasting a lifetime is as rare as the buffalo nickel in circulation today. You almost never hear about unemployed wives divorcing their husbands. It is not uncommon for economically independent wives to divorce their husbands, tho. I agree with the viewpoint that men are figuring out that the cost of marriage is not worth it. I have often felt women use sex to get love, marriage and security. Men promise love (followed by marriage and the illusion of security) to get sex. (Paradise by the Dashboard Light). As long as women are economically dependent on men and men are receiving the sexual attention they desire from their wives, the balance of power is not disrupted and marital harmony can exist. When that balance is disturbed, then disharmony and, ultimately, divorce result. Talk to anybody married a long time -- I will bet you they would admit that his needs for affection (sex) are being met and her needs for security ($$$$$) are being met.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Twerking Galore
    Sorry, I just don't get twerking. Nothing about it turns me on. Yeah, I see you -- that's where you shit from. Huh? Shake your tits, maybe. Shake your ass, no thanks.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    stereo types of females veiw of men with a gold nugget of truth
    And all women are prostitutes in one form or another. Sex in exchange for spending money. Quid pro quo. From early dating all the way through menopause. Then, at age 50, most women become retired prostitutes. Oh, they still get the money . . . sorry to be cynical, just my POV.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    moment of weakness. admittance of pl-dom
    Once had an ATF with which I occasionally enjoyed OTC beg me to do a threeway with a GF of hers. Turned out my ATF was OTR, but she wanted the money. ATF did oral and then turned me over to GF for FS. Not really a three way at all. No Girl-girl. No 2-on-1. Just a half n half with a pinch hitter. For twice the money. Sheesh! Classic PL..
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Funding the hobby...
    Go with a friend or a few friends to lunch or dinner on occasion. At the end of the meal, when you divide the check, ask if anyone cares if you pay the entire check with your credit card and pocket the cash they kick you for each of their portions. Works even better if you have an unmarried friend that you occasionally dine and/or SC with as you can be open with him about your intentions. If you are self employed, casually, but briefly, discuss doing business with you. Then write off the entire meal and pocket the SC cash from them. We call that the trifecta. LOL
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Throwback story... My audition
    Meat72 is correct in his summary of my intentions. I know nothing of ms. poledancer's background. I was making commentary regarding the obviously biased and, IMO inaccurate and slanted "reporting" that would lead the casual non-PL civilian to believe that stripping and escorting are ALL the result of childhood molestation and/or sex trafficing. Our own experiences in this lifestyle contradict this characterization. Sadly, mainstream media in this country are no longer in the business of delivering fact -- they are in the business of selling advertising and pandering to the majority opinion. Anybody see Dr. Phil today?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How should I answer this question
    My answer: I'm usually on the bottom
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    10 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Where are you more likely to be shot ?
    Ferguson, MO police station
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    10 years ago
    Throwback story... My audition
    Great story! I am so sick of the bullshit on MSNBC and other networks that would have the public believe that every stripper, every sugar baby and every escort are where they are because they were molested or raped or traffic-ed. I am sure that there are a subset of adult entertainers/workers that have endured horrible shit and that is not cool. But what about the other enlightened, liberated feminists that view their bodies as a means to an end within which THEY are in control and THEY have the power to say what, with whom and how much? Like our own little poledancer83! You go girl!!!! The best dancers are from those that genuinely LOVE sex, are PROUD of their bodies and WANT to be there. Now we just want to come see you. Where in the U.S. are you?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What should I do?
    I wouldn't do it -- even if ATF is not working that day. If anyone there knows about you and ATF, they could rat you out to ATF just to fuck you up. Don't shit where you eat and never, ever fuck up a good thing. Not worth the upside. Any attempt at a three-way has to be discussed and agreed to well in advance by all parties -- and STILL there would be a risk of it going sour. In this one way, most women, in my experience, are like 10 year-old boys -- they don't tend to share well. Good luck!
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    sweetjamesjones
    I support the naked hustle
    Brooklyn (IL) 2AMer
    I personally encountered unpleasantness outside Pink Slip last year. Was driving around block to get back toward another club when, for no reason, one of a group of dudes standing in front of the club decided to smash his beer bottle on my passenger front side window as I rolled past. At that second, I decided that the stop sign in front of me was more of a guideline than a rule and blew through and raced away. I did nothing to them other than look different. It wasn't even anywhere near 2 AM. The hazards of mongering alone, I guess. Yup, ratio of testosterone to brains approaches infinity as n increases over there.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Most Overrated Club
    Admiral Theater in Chicago is overrated. PAAAASSSSSS!
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    You, Your Friends & the Hobby
    Once upon a time, me and several dads wound up at a SC while on an out-of-town youth sports weekend late one night. I felt quite inhibited and didn't have a good time. Sure enough, the next morning, through the hangover fog phase, the topic of everyone's convo was the one dad that got himself a (probably boring) one-way contact private dance like he was a criminal. Whoomp there it is . . . Never again. I fly solo.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    VIP - What am I missing?
    Fellas, we've got to start thinking out of the box here. Roundtrip airfare from Dallas to either Detroit or San Diego (with short trip to Tijuana) is under $200. Guaranteed good time either way for $100 a pop. Do the math. Cook up an excuse for a "business trip" and hit the road!