RickyBoyDugan
Comments by RickyBoyDugan (page 3)
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11 years ago
Dancinggal
The scale doesn't go high enough. I myself am a 12. At least. OTOH, I feel intimidated by 9s and 10s. In fact, I've written that The System takes extra time with them. Like months on end. So I usual target the 7s and 8s. With drug addictions.
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11 years ago
Clackport
Washington
Not true, Dougster. I have mentioned services. Well only once. That's when I explicitly mentioned how I greased a bouncer at The Outhouse in Kansas. Oh wait, you are talking about the girls. Not really an interest of mine, but, yeah, I guess you're right. Not something I write about since I know I would be called down on my BS. Same if I tried to name a name.
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11 years ago
staxwell
It's a good start, but a minor criticism -
There should have been more about ME. I am, after all, certainly the most important member of the board and, indeed, one of the most important people in all of existence.
I do like how it ends, however. With The System triumphant as usual!
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11 years ago
Joker420
Oh-oh! Looks like only VIPs can prop. Since I haven't visited any strip clubs in reality, but just in my fantasy world and since the snake oil sales business is a bit slow these day such that I can't spring for a membership, it looks like I am SOL.
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11 years ago
Joker420
I am such a brilliant genius for inventing The System that only I can understand my historical importance at the moment, but in time all will its greatness as I do. Therefore, I prop myself.
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11 years ago
RickyBoyDugan
You're right. May be best if I just stick to my forte - snake oil sales.
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11 years ago
RickyBoyDugan
That's right! Just remember guys with my type of "personality damage" only have four modes of thinking
a) fantasy
b) projection
c) splitting
d) confirmation bias
I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to see which of those four I've employed in explain the movement of this stock after my brilliant initial analysis.
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11 years ago
crazyjoe
Colorado
crazyjoe: "If you are over 40 and feel like half a man..."
Even then you would still be 10x the man I am.
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11 years ago
farmerart
My wife has no idea I engage in BBFS with strippers and, thus, put her at risk of STDs and cervical cancer. All the best that way. I like to thump my chest about what a "real man" I am here (because I actually believe the opposite about myself) but there is no way in hell I would tell her I how much time and money I spend there. She would have a fit, which I could not handle, and probably divorce my ass.
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11 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Hey, I've learned alot from Player11. Only other guy on here who loudly boasts that paying a hooker for sex, even an ugly one or druggie, demonstrates your triumph in our capitalist system.
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11 years ago
mikeya02
Take your pick. Any utterance of a RICH STUD like me is of cosmic importance.
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11 years ago
Dougster
This isn't a very nice thread. Especially after all I've contributed to this board - my phony reviews, and The System.
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11 years ago
steve229
steve229: "not just make clones of yourself. Sheesh"
I disagree. Given what a RICH STUD and generous genius I am, who better to make clones of than ME?
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11 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
It all feel apart me for me long ago anyway. My dual failures in my 20's when I had to accept that I just couldn't hack it in the corporate world, and my attempt to marry into riches also ended in disaster. Since then, all I seem to be able to accomplish is paying hookers for sex, drinking and driving, and putting my wife at risk of STDs and cervical cancer via BBFS with strippers.
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11 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Of course I was right. They didn't nominate me for a Nobel Prize for inventing The System for nothing you know.
Also about you folks started to show some gratitude instead of constantly mocking me and my genius!
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11 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
You mock me! Without me you are get scammed out of your 401ks and going three mortgages into debt trying to get sex from hookers who are just trying you along!
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11 years ago
Dracula
Thinking about it some more, I have to revise my answer. No I am not a faggot. Since I spent ten years figuring out how to pay hookers for sex and then presented here as a near Nobel Prize winning achievement I am not a faggot but actually a MASSIVE FAGGOT.
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11 years ago
Dracula
I AM A FAGGOT AND A RICH STUD!
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKYBOY ***
Ooops, I guess that's me!
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11 years ago
Dracula
Yes, you are, but don't worry you are in good (no, the very best) company - so am I.
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11 years ago
BagBoyJames
What the hell kind of a thread is this????
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11 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Nah, it's because Yoda is one of the dozens of aliases I post under. When I saw my alias under attack I came to its defense. I did realize I was wrong - what I assumed Papi had done he hadn't. In fact he did the opposite. But once I say something, I will never admit I am wrong. Especially not if people are criticizing me for it.
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11 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
No, no! You guys have it all wrong. People should be judged based on things they actually did, but on what they might possibly have done but didn't! That is so obvious! How come you folks just don't get it?
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11 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
ime: "Wait isn't Rick the guy who was praying for a girl to relapse on heroine so he could fuck her again?"
Yeah that was me. Here's the thread you are thinking of -
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=24115
I often and easily tangle myself up in contradictions. It's partly due to personality damage. The sociopathic trait of compulsive lying even though I'm not fully sociopathic. I think it's part biological. I'm so focused on capitalizing on the moment I just go for what is right in front of me and can't remember what I said before. But as Gordon Gekko said, "Greed is good". Right? The other thing personality damage I have contributing to this is my grandiosity. I think I'm such a smooth liar that I can use my considerable charm and wit to tap dance my way out of any situation.
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11 years ago
Dougster
Yoda would never ban me. For one thing he is me posting under a different alias. For another I would refuse him gay sex and he won't like that. Ooops, did I contradict myself in just a couple of sentences as usual? I'm sure nobody caught on, but if they did, well you know how I am...