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5 years ago
Love your writing, Reverend.
Warning! Pictures are NSFW
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5 years ago
It must be pretty shitty to ask for sex from someone in a desperate situation. I just can’t do it.
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5 years ago
I would have loved your experience! I am asked every five minutes for a drink. As soon as a stripper sits on my lap, a waitress magically appears and asks if we want a drink.
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5 years ago
It sucks to get their "alternate" social media account or their texting app phone #. My CF hardly answered messages timely if at all.. Now that I have been vetted, I got her personal Snapchat. Night and day difference in response time.
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5 years ago
I would rather take my chances with a stripper in the U.S. where the price of admission into her pussy is higher. $80 for sex is pretty cheap so those TJ pussies have been ravaged by a lot more dicks and tongues than your typical U.S. stripper.
I don’t have a lot of faith in those health cards either.
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5 years ago
Enjoyable to read.
You are one lucky man to have lived so many great experiences.
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5 years ago
Looking forward to it, Reverend.
My favorite new word is desploogination.
I did a google search for it and your TUSCL posts are the very top of the results.
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5 years ago
Wholeheartedly agree with what Subraman posted. I only go to PTs and Baby Dolls. I have reviewed the clubs more than once but not often. If there’s something new to report, I’ll make a note of it (i.e. PTs now has pineapple juice mixers and shrimp dishes, cover charge went up, etc). I am not going to post the layout of the club or VIP and cover charges in every review, especially if the club has more than 2,000 reviews like Baby Dolls does. Besides, there’s already a stats section for each club with prices and business hours.
The only thing left to do is write trip reports or write about the dancers.
I don’t get why one of the reasons was incoherent. OP’s review read well.
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5 years ago
@JS69 I was there on Monday as well. Late afternoon. Like the Reverend says, did you find any Desploogination Service Professionals to your liking?
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5 years ago
Always wise to err on the side of caution. It’s pretty sad that if a woman approaches you, 99.9% of the time it’s a hoe looking for a trick or running a scam on you.
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5 years ago
Is this Zelle?
It would be cool to pay for lap dances this way. I would do it with a CF not a random stripper. Saves me from paying ATM fees.
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5 years ago
Great story, Rev. It seems like lawyers have the best writing skills.
Even if we wanted to a stripper, PLs can’t match the excitement of dating a drug dealer. Our lives are too mundane for them. They crave drama and excitement.
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5 years ago
Cliffhanger. We must know why Yuni was crying, Reverend.
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5 years ago
Yeah the list is shorter for Pathetic Losers of the Year. It would have to be any of the three in my ignore list: IceyLoco, Nicole and SJG.
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5 years ago
You pretty much have to be a native speaker to understand.
Bote is slang for jail.
Feria is slang for money
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5 years ago
Yeah sounds like your best bet is to stay in the strip club district. You’re not a drinker so what’s the point of going to PTs. Bucks Wild is nearby and is nude. Have not been there in years.
I might stop by Baby Dolls this Friday to visit a favorite that switched to Baby Dolls from PTs.
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5 years ago
I enjoyed reading the stories, reverend.
You made the right choice. The big head prevailed over the little one.
I don’t think I’ll ever go to SE Asia. Too damn far. I like the flirty and care-free attitude of SE Asian women.
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5 years ago
That’s pretty funny 😆
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5 years ago
What’s new, Lolita?
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5 years ago
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CJKent (Banned)“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
I used to watch that show. I need to get Hulu so I can watch it again.
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5 years ago
I like the Calvin Klein boxer briefs made out of modal material. It’s very soft and thin. Much better than cotton and more durable than silk.
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5 years ago
I once tried commando with the CF at the time but I rolled a condom on in the restroom. The damn condom rolled off at some point during the dances and spilled its contents (not an LDK) because she stopped and asked why she felt some wetness on her butt.
Since then I just wear boxer briefs and stretchy chinos.
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5 years ago
^^ Is that your ATF, gawker?
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5 years ago
I feel gay addressing PC as Papi or Chulo so I will just call him PC.
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5 years ago
LOL