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8 years ago
I've worked in hotels. Just don't trash the place, otherwise we don't give a shit.
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8 years ago
I come back after like 2 or 3 years away, and I still remember shadowcat's story about the vice squad bust. I love this place.
First for me, I almost panicked. Hadn't planned on extras, was gonna finish up the night with a 15 minute "champagne room" for 80 bucks. Beats the hell out of $40 per song... Anyways, I ask her about touching, she says "you just tell me if I've gone too far" as she starts fumbling with my belt and zipper. Before my brain could fully process this, she's got me in her mouth, going to town on me.
The panicking part? It was the end of the night. I'd just plopped down $80 on what I thought would just be a lap dance, only big bill left in my pocket was another 20, and here I am getting a blowjob without any discussion of money or tips or nothing. Thankfully I found enough ones in my pockets to leave her with a $40 tip, and she wasn't upset with it!!!!
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11 years ago
Tell her to save money?
Oh right, she's a stripper.....
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11 years ago
Oh fuck, that nutjob is a star trek fan too? Fuck him.
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11 years ago
Chrome plated, gotta bling dat swag, yo!
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11 years ago
Dafuq is wrong with people? You're marrying a stripper...get fucking tested! Or don't marry her!
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11 years ago
I'm gone for like six months, come back.... First thing I wanna do is make a post telling Alucard to shut up. Same old tuscl.
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11 years ago
dallas702, thanks for the chuckle.
True pillars of the community.
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11 years ago
People pay extra for extras in the VIP?
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11 years ago
Bet he had to change his pants later. Haha.
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11 years ago
Born to be Wild and (might be too short) the first part of Magic Carpet Ride.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Dammit all. I wish to hell that those interviewers had stopped the interview right then and there (phone call, parent, cat moment, whatever) and asked the dumbass, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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11 years ago
Well, when you banged her did she have her own condoms or did she use one of the ones you brought in for her "friend"?
That there is your answer.
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11 years ago
The only thing a stripper has told me during a lap dance that I actually believe: that I'm lucky to have such a cool wife who will actually go hunt down and snag a dancer I want.
Then they tell me I'd better keep her happy by buying her a dance. LOL!
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11 years ago
When you're Russian for food, there's no time for Stalin.
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11 years ago
Is anyone else bothered that there is a Manhattan in Kansas?
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11 years ago
That's not "barely there." Fucking ripoff.
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11 years ago
Conversation doesn't matter. Cash is its own language.
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11 years ago
Last visit to a club I ended up with my pants down with the dancer and my wife taking turns sucking on me.
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11 years ago
Duo, my wife would just thank you for finding it and would probly pay for a dance when she stopped by to retrieve the phone.
Not all of us on here are PL's hiding from our spouse. :-p
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11 years ago
I actually try to remember a dancer's stagename, duo. But my wife and I have run into problems where a dancer changes her stage name every week or so. And we're each calling her a different name. Very confusing.
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11 years ago
For those saying Xena, you might wanna check out Lucy Lawless in the series Spartacus.
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11 years ago
Crazyjoe, I did that a few weeks. Said "I was here last week, where were you?"
"I took a few days off"
"well, there ya have it. You weren't here when I was."
LOL
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11 years ago
Rofl, you guys kill me. No hostility, just humor and sarcasm.
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11 years ago
If the lack of avatar bothers you so much, send me a pic of your mom's asshole. I'll print it out, jizz on it, photograph it, and set it as my avatar.