Comments by baconator

I've worked in hotels. Just don't trash the place, otherwise we don't give a shit.

I come back after like 2 or 3 years away, and I still remember shadowcat's story about the vice squad bust. I love this place. First for me, I almost panicked. Hadn't planned on extras, was gonna finish up the night with a 15 minute "champagne room" for 80 bucks. Beats the hell out of $40 per song... Anyways, I ask her about touching, she says "you just tell me if I've gone too far" as she starts fumbling with my belt and zipper. Before my brain could fully process this, she's got me in her mouth, going to town on me. The panicking part? It was the end of the night. I'd just plopped down $80 on what I thought would just be a lap dance, only big bill left in my pocket was another 20, and here I am getting a blowjob without any discussion of money or tips or nothing. Thankfully I found enough ones in my pockets to leave her with a $40 tip, and she wasn't upset with it!!!!

Tell her to save money? Oh right, she's a stripper.....

Oh fuck, that nutjob is a star trek fan too? Fuck him.

Chrome plated, gotta bling dat swag, yo!

Dafuq is wrong with people? You're marrying a stripper...get fucking tested! Or don't marry her!

I'm gone for like six months, come back.... First thing I wanna do is make a post telling Alucard to shut up. Same old tuscl.

dallas702, thanks for the chuckle. True pillars of the community.

People pay extra for extras in the VIP?

Bet he had to change his pants later. Haha.

Born to be Wild and (might be too short) the first part of Magic Carpet Ride.

Dammit all. I wish to hell that those interviewers had stopped the interview right then and there (phone call, parent, cat moment, whatever) and asked the dumbass, "What the fuck are you doing?"

Well, when you banged her did she have her own condoms or did she use one of the ones you brought in for her "friend"? That there is your answer.

The only thing a stripper has told me during a lap dance that I actually believe: that I'm lucky to have such a cool wife who will actually go hunt down and snag a dancer I want. Then they tell me I'd better keep her happy by buying her a dance. LOL!

When you're Russian for food, there's no time for Stalin.

Is anyone else bothered that there is a Manhattan in Kansas?

That's not "barely there." Fucking ripoff.

Conversation doesn't matter. Cash is its own language.

Last visit to a club I ended up with my pants down with the dancer and my wife taking turns sucking on me.

Duo, my wife would just thank you for finding it and would probly pay for a dance when she stopped by to retrieve the phone. Not all of us on here are PL's hiding from our spouse. :-p

I actually try to remember a dancer's stagename, duo. But my wife and I have run into problems where a dancer changes her stage name every week or so. And we're each calling her a different name. Very confusing.

For those saying Xena, you might wanna check out Lucy Lawless in the series Spartacus.

Crazyjoe, I did that a few weeks. Said "I was here last week, where were you?" "I took a few days off" "well, there ya have it. You weren't here when I was." LOL

Rofl, you guys kill me. No hostility, just humor and sarcasm.

If the lack of avatar bothers you so much, send me a pic of your mom's asshole. I'll print it out, jizz on it, photograph it, and set it as my avatar.