Comments by baconator (page 2)

Wipe the phone, pull the SD card if it has one. Wait for her to complain about losing it, then sell it back to her.

Alucard, you want mine, come and get them. I'll even give you the bullets first.

Good from afar but far from good. Also known as butterface. She's got a great body, but her face......

And why is Chicago one of the most dangerous cities in America when it has the most restrictive gun laws in the country? According to your logic, it should be a paradise.

Then why is the violent crime rate in the US falling while gun ownership is increasing?

Whoops, didn't mean to post already. In answer to your question, it really depends on distance to the club(s) I preferred and what their pricing was like. The latest club that my wife likes is on the less expensive side, so we would probly do $250 a week under your budget.

I wish I had a guaranteed $20 tip every time I went into work. Just sayin....

Wtf is a menstrual cup? Is that the reason why catholics don't have female priests?

Almost every car I've owned has had a manual transmission. More fun to drive and I figure it's a free deterrence factor for thieves.

The main thing I don't get with regards to all these politicians and special interest groups that push gun control... If they get their wish then they will be indirectly gutting every single other right and freedom enumerated in the Constitution. After all, if "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" doesn't really mean all the people and if "shall not be infringed" doesn't really mean that, then what's to stop the 1st, 4th, 5th, or any other amendment from being gutted. If the 2nd doesn't mean what it says, then none of the rest of them really mean what they say.

I wonder how many dancers stick a tampon in with the string dangling so they'll have a foolproof excuse in full nude clubs.... I know it worked on me and few others when we saw that little string.

And oddly enough, in a recent survey of police officers, the vast majority of them opposed new gun control measures. http://www.policeone.com/Gun-Legislation-Law-Enforcement/articles/6183787-PoliceOnes-Gun-Control-Survey-11-key-lessons-from-officers-perspectives/

The guy that puts cheese on your burger at McDonald's after you order with "no cheese."

Yoga pants.

Ketchup or BBQ sauce?

And my opinion is that you're a conceited, lonely, jackass. <3 <3 Also kinda creepy. My wife did think your CGI avatar was sort of cute, but a little on the young side, though.

Alucard, do you have this much of a problem with any of the other amendments? Or are you just a hoplophobe?

Last week I was up at the stage spending some singles when I saw an untucked string. Was good for me because I knew not to get a dance from her.

Can we just boycott all of Chicago?

That's really expensive. Teach her a lesson in economics and take your business elsewhere.

I deactivated my facebook several years ago. Don't want employers or "friends" snooping into my private business. Plus facebook just brings out the stupid in people. I used to see "sick" co-workers posting on there about their awesome day at the beach. Really, bro? Also, see this: http://www.sickonews.com/child-porn-goes-viral-on-facebook/

I believe I have read most of the discussions on here over the last month or so. Lots of downtime at work. Forgot to mention, my wife had no idea what was going until the dancer and I explained it to her. She (the wife) got really excited for a minute, then decide she liked pussy better. *shrug*

I would not. I also asked my wife not to. Slim chance, but don't want to ruin a good thing. Loose lips sink ships and all that.

Even as a newbie, I've already picked up on the fact that our assbackwards Dracula is a bit of a fucktard. And from looking at his incredibly anal profile page, he also gives us star trek fans a bad name. Tsk tsk. Alucard, you want em? Molon labe.

Shit, wife and I were considering going there the other. Glad we went elsewhere.