Comments by duomaxwell (page 20)

@mojodojo - why don't you check out Fuego in MD? It isn't too far from DC.

I love working in Richmond haha.

What made it bad? Was it toothy and did she keep looking at her phone and sighing loudly?

^ lolz This was from a conversation my friend and I were having last night, it isn't a segue into a cool naughty girl story. I guess I'm not really surprised by the answers, I sort of figured that the population of this board was primarily dominant in bed and so the "slave" aspect would be a deterrent (but you wouldn't mind having a sex slave yourself!). That's what my friend and I were saying! It sounds cool at first, but what if you wanted to do something else and you couldn't because you were in sexual shackles!? @jerikson40 - Thank you for your valuable input concerning the psychology of females.

You're fucked, everyone else is cool.

Welp, at the club I work at we're required to put in 4 shifts a week OR pay a jump-on fee that ranges from $75-$150 for each shift under 4 that we work. So, even if I make $1000 one night I still have to come in the other 3 or pay the club... and I don't care how much money I'm making, I'm not giving the club any more money than I already have to. Sometimes you just want to buy something completely fucking ridiculous and in order to feel better about it you just work an extra day so it isn't cutting into your "necessary" money. @experimental - It's true, but that's a blessing in disguise. I generally don't want to hang out with boring/judgmental people anyway. I like hanging out with dancers: they're always down to do cool shit, they can afford it, and they aren't constantly whining about men. BTW, @jerikson40 - If you have such a low opinion of strippers why do you even go into strip clubs?

Amateur contests are easy peasy, I've won real and "less real" ones. Either make sure she's the hottest girl there, have a lot of her/your friends come out and make a lot of noise OR grease some palms and have her channel Tonya Harding. It helps if she's got the shy/barely legal thing going on.

Why would you even watch this in the first place?

I imagine that one's pathetic loser-dom is hinged on the opinion of other people. So it's not a math problem, it's an issue concerning the collective mindset of the people you surround yourself with.

B, obv.

Pork bellies are not as gross as snails!! PS. I tried to respond to your PM, but apparently I'm not allowed to PM you.

Mmm, delicious race fetishization.

RDNPO

So does Alucard like Castlevania or what?

Actually, this is an interesting question. I grew up in Jupiter (in Palm Beach County) and there are clubs in West Palm Beach that aren't going anywhere. What it will most likely mean is that SPECIFIC girls are going to be making more money and that will probably drive the cost of extras with those girls (if they provide them) up while other girls probably lower theirs to compensate. Where I live right now, the Redskins are going to be practicing about a quarter of a mile away from my club and we're predicting a little spike in business from them. IME, professional athletes are mostly just good for stage money.

@gawker - that's depressing.

Are you implying that all clubs are created equal and should, in fact, just be barren rooms with a row of metal folding chairs on one wall, a boom box in the corner and a bathroom that looks like the one at the Sunoco down the street?

Gosling

Why would you want to touch a dancer if she doesn't OK it?

Something tells me that when I'm 70 and 80 the least of my worries will be my tattoos.

@jester214 - Yeah, the one in Richmond is a standalone store in Carytown - that's the only way I've seen them. @papi_chulo - Old pic, but I think I'm going to go back to being a brunette.

@alucard - it was a joke concerning how a lot of people like the barely legal set, I think we just misunderstood each other.

@jester214 - American Apparel isn't in most malls, or even any AFAIK. I thought maybe people on here would have heard about it since their advertisements can be borderline pornographic.

Virginia's should say - Warning: covered nipples, no liquor and blue balls.

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