Comments by duomaxwell (page 19)

I like higher end establishments for obvious reasons, but the most fun I've ever had working has been in dives.

I think I had a bi-curious phase when I was 14 or 15 and then I was like OH HELL NO.

They make your legs look longer and improve your posture so that your stomach is taken in and your butt is sticking out. Plus, the platform makes them more comfortable to dance in for long periods of time because the arch isn't so severe as it would be wearing a regular pair of 6" stilettos. I would never, ever dance in normal heels for any extended amount of time for any amount of money.

That man's penis is going to fall off.

Hot tubs are so gross. They're not hot enough to kill bacteria, just hot enough to help it breed faster.

Just about all dancers say that they're either bisexual or bi-curious because they think it turns guys on. I know a handful of dancers that are lesbians, or actually bisexual and a lot more that will hook up with a girl for whatever reason and not really care about it either way.

@goodsouthernboy you'd be swimming in the semen of a thousand men.

Crazy Horse in Myrtle Beach has hot tub rooms ... I declined doing any for hygienic reasons. It definitely did not have that nice, chlorine smell that I like my hot tubs to have.

This is you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c93dlDYehtg

ew

How does she cam if her computer freezes all of the time? I'm on to her...

Just like Britney Spears.

I'm actually an elf from Lórien.

^ seconded. I think that Gawker's "pathetic" (that isn't the right word) behavior comes from a place of genuine care for his ATF. As he stated, they've had a relationship of some kind for years and I'm sure he's getting whatever it is he wants/needs out of it. I mean, hemorrhoids are probably the least sexy thing that I can think of and he's still out there on the front lines with this girl. You aren't a PL, Gawker, you're just a person. Having a sexual relationship with someone for a couple of YEARS is bound to result in some real feelings somewhere eventually.

Juice can you do an AMA on Reddit?

If Juice was a real person I would hug him. Juice! Juice! Juice!

This is like a gentlemen's duel. YES SIR NO SIR 3 BAGS FULL SIR. Anyway, I don't really understand Alucard's position on anything because it all seems fairly contradictory.

@jester214 I thought he meant that there were none available next to each other because they were mostly full

That's awkward.

Your best bet would be to get whoever's sitting next to you to switch seats with your girl

The Princess of Precipitation

From what I've gathered, the majority of the dancers on SW make like $200-$500 on a good night and complain about how the extras girls are ruining the industry for everyone and they're moving on to cam work. The dancers that make A LOT of money without doing extras are hot and they work in high-income/low-mileage areas so OBVIOUSLY they're going to bank. Do the extras girls in those areas make more money? Fuck yeah they do, but if you're making good money why complain about the actions of other people? IMO, SW is helpful sometimes, but I like the conversations on this site better.

@TcVegas - Shadowcat's right, plus it's New Orleans, she easily go work at another club. Poor that guy.

^ and nothing of value was lost

And this is why I ALWAYS get the money up front. This would just never happen. How would you even get into the club without an ID? Anyway, someone shorted a girl I used to work with and she got ahold of his address from his plates and had some dudes show up at his house and recoup her losses.