Comments by duomaxwell (page 201)

Wonder what? If I'm doing it on purpose? I mean, I suppose I could somehow convey twirling my hair around my finger and making cooing noises over text, but that seems boring and I do it enough at work. Maybe I am extremely pretentious, but I just type the first thing that comes to my head. Maybe I can cash in all of my hipster cred for an American Apparel gift card or something.

@jerikson40 - I don't really think that most of the things I reference are obscure... I'm 26 and mostly everything I say is an off-the-cuff remark so I feel like anyone born before or around the time that I was should readily get it. Obscure would be making Bas Jan Ader references, or something. Do I think I'm smart? Definitely. Do I feel the need to prove it to anyone? Not particularly.

@jerikson40 - What, you don't think I'm funny?

^ I already got tattooed. The monkey mouth thing sounds terrible, like on par with having "Arbeit Macht Frei" above your vagina, or "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter".

@papi_chulo - I don't plan on dancing in California so I've never checked out the reviews.

Imagine how great everyone's lives would be if Clinton was still in office.

@alucard - are you implying that women cease to be attractive before that age?

@jacksonesskay - no kidding. I wonder, though... If it came down to unattractive without tattoos or smoking hot with tattoos who would the anti-tattoo people choose (and 'neither' isn't an answer in this hypothetical situation).

What's the disclaimer?

Yeah, it's a generational thing. Having tattoos has never impacted my ability to get with guys my age and I don't know how it impacts my money at work since I've had them since I started dancing. Maybe I'll cover them all up one day and see if there are any differences.

@alucard - the endless conceit of everyone ever, you mean.

Don't worry, it will be when I'm old and you wouldn't want to see me naked anyway. Like 35 ;)

"If we do a champagne room and see how it goes" IS a hustle.

@jackslash - coincidentally, that's what I want to look like.

@Govikings - Either Marina at Absolute Art or Josh Stephens at Hold It Down. Both of them are awesome.

@govikings - nope! So far Golden Spiral in Greensboro NC, 212, Classic and right now Hold It Down in RVA. I'm trying to get tattooed by every artist I like here.

Maybe there will be some Cinco de Mayo specials

^ this is true

say goodbye to carbs

You stood there wondering if you should help? Betas.

YES, A PIMP, WHAT AN EXCELLENT ROLE MODEL.

There's absolutely no way you'd ever win that case mandatory testing will never be required of dancers as they aren't supposed to be providing sexual services in the first place. Basically, the only thing you can do is wrap it up and hope for the best because even of a dancer is saying she's only having sex with you, it ain't true. Either compensated or not, she's fucking someone else and who knows who THEY'RE fucking. I worked at a club with an HIV+ dancer that got caught raw dogging a dude in the bathroom.

Sometimes I think that having a SD would be cool, but only if we gave each other a wide berth.

@Lionshare - You're going to have to start doing your clubbing around here then, I'm afraid.

@goodsouthernboy - $100 for 10 minutes, $150 for 15, $200 for 20, $220 (I think) for 25 and then our champagne rooms start at $250 and go up to $1500. The pricing structure is so weird, but I think they're trying to make it seems absurd for someone not to get a champagne room if they want to do more than 10 minutes.

@jester214 I'm into baby faces.

What did they say in Showgirls... "There will always be someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you."