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11 years ago
Wonder what? If I'm doing it on purpose? I mean, I suppose I could somehow convey twirling my hair around my finger and making cooing noises over text, but that seems boring and I do it enough at work. Maybe I am extremely pretentious, but I just type the first thing that comes to my head. Maybe I can cash in all of my hipster cred for an American Apparel gift card or something.
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11 years ago
@jerikson40 - I don't really think that most of the things I reference are obscure... I'm 26 and mostly everything I say is an off-the-cuff remark so I feel like anyone born before or around the time that I was should readily get it. Obscure would be making Bas Jan Ader references, or something. Do I think I'm smart? Definitely. Do I feel the need to prove it to anyone? Not particularly.
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11 years ago
@jerikson40 - What, you don't think I'm funny?
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11 years ago
^ I already got tattooed. The monkey mouth thing sounds terrible, like on par with having "Arbeit Macht Frei" above your vagina, or "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter".
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11 years ago
@papi_chulo - I don't plan on dancing in California so I've never checked out the reviews.
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11 years ago
Imagine how great everyone's lives would be if Clinton was still in office.
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11 years ago
@alucard - are you implying that women cease to be attractive before that age?
@jacksonesskay - no kidding. I wonder, though... If it came down to unattractive without tattoos or smoking hot with tattoos who would the anti-tattoo people choose (and 'neither' isn't an answer in this hypothetical situation).
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11 years ago
What's the disclaimer?
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11 years ago
Yeah, it's a generational thing. Having tattoos has never impacted my ability to get with guys my age and I don't know how it impacts my money at work since I've had them since I started dancing. Maybe I'll cover them all up one day and see if there are any differences.
@alucard - the endless conceit of everyone ever, you mean.
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11 years ago
Don't worry, it will be when I'm old and you wouldn't want to see me naked anyway. Like 35 ;)
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11 years ago
"If we do a champagne room and see how it goes" IS a hustle.
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11 years ago
@jackslash - coincidentally, that's what I want to look like.
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11 years ago
@Govikings - Either Marina at Absolute Art or Josh Stephens at Hold It Down. Both of them are awesome.
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11 years ago
@govikings - nope! So far Golden Spiral in Greensboro NC, 212, Classic and right now Hold It Down in RVA. I'm trying to get tattooed by every artist I like here.
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11 years ago
Maybe there will be some Cinco de Mayo specials
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11 years ago
^ this is true
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11 years ago
say goodbye to carbs
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11 years ago
You stood there wondering if you should help? Betas.
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11 years ago
YES, A PIMP, WHAT AN EXCELLENT ROLE MODEL.
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11 years ago
There's absolutely no way you'd ever win that case mandatory testing will never be required of dancers as they aren't supposed to be providing sexual services in the first place. Basically, the only thing you can do is wrap it up and hope for the best because even of a dancer is saying she's only having sex with you, it ain't true. Either compensated or not, she's fucking someone else and who knows who THEY'RE fucking. I worked at a club with an HIV+ dancer that got caught raw dogging a dude in the bathroom.
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11 years ago
Sometimes I think that having a SD would be cool, but only if we gave each other a wide berth.
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11 years ago
@Lionshare - You're going to have to start doing your clubbing around here then, I'm afraid.
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11 years ago
@goodsouthernboy - $100 for 10 minutes, $150 for 15, $200 for 20, $220 (I think) for 25 and then our champagne rooms start at $250 and go up to $1500. The pricing structure is so weird, but I think they're trying to make it seems absurd for someone not to get a champagne room if they want to do more than 10 minutes.
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11 years ago
@jester214 I'm into baby faces.
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11 years ago
What did they say in Showgirls... "There will always be someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you."