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  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    You pick my October Monger Trip
    I lived in Houston for 15 years and would choose Option 1 with or without the SB. There’s lots of willing girls in Houston, just not as cheap or as in your face as in TJ.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Return to Houston - TR 5 of 6 (Centerfolds has its merits but wasn't a good fit for me personally)
    I frequented this club when I lived in Houston 5-6 years ago. Doesn’t sound like anything’s changed except the price of VIP has gone up. The club is much livelier in the evening, but that’s also when the hustlers and the ROBs come out.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    dickdart
    Illinois
    You want how much for that!
    I used to go there a lot (5 years ago), but it seems things are changing. VIP was always an option, but it was so expensive that the girls didn’t push it much. Based on this and other recent reviews it seems that VIP activity is much increased.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Liwet
    If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
    Did I make a faux pas?
    The one time I’m sure I insulted a dancer was when I stopped in a club on my way home from work. I told her “No dances, and don’t sit too close to me. I can’t afford to wear your god-awful strong perfume to my home!” Asking her age is not the social faux pas it once was, either in a club or outside. If a girl can’t take rejection then she doesn’t belong in this business.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Local Hick
    Illinois
    Drunk Dancers, Good & Bad Experiences
    A stripper was so drunk that she passed out on my lap in the middle of a lap dance. I assumed that she was just so drunk, and not that I was such a boring customer.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Port Allen Catholic school principal resigns after arrest at strip club while on
    Forget the strip club part, he should be fired for getting drunk while chaperoning, or supervising, or whatever, on a school field trip.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    She Didn’t Exactly Say She Wanted to Fuck
    @Gawker. Trust me, sir, achalasia is no joke.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Marry, fuck, and vote for
    Thank you, Gammanu, for enlightening me. Until your post I had never heard of Marianne Williamson. She sure looks good for 66 years old!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    tips???
    It’s not the usual stripper who is really making $300-400 per hour. Most strippers have considerable “down time” between dances, while they’re looking for their next ATM. So, I don’t feel taken when asked for an extra tip, if the dance was good. Where I willingly give tips, and sometimes substantial tips, is if the dance has been exceptionally good, or if the dancer has spent significant time providing good companionship via good conversation, snuggling or whatever before the dance. My CF will always make a beeline to me when I walk in the door, provides exceptional and almost unlimited conversation and gives excellent dances. All this to the point that I frequently shoo her away after an hour or so because I know she is passing up other good income just to be with me. (She is disgusted by whales and despises whale hunters.) She always gets a very nice tip from me even if it’s not whale-like.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Today is lirpa sloof ‘s Birthday
    Happy Birthday, Lirpa! Luv ya!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
    Hiding in the Shadows
    I saw colleagues in clubs three times. Two of those colleagues were at a higher pay grade than me. So, I figured I had the advantage.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    What's The Most Interesting "Other" Job That A Dancer Has Told You She Has...An
    The wanna-be physicist I knew looked somewhat like you’d expect a physicist to look like. Not a real good stripper look.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    What's The Most Interesting "Other" Job That A Dancer Has Told You She Has...An
    A girl who was in a Ph.D. Program in physics. She could speak the lingo, so I believed her.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Do you remember the 1st strip club you went in ?
    30+ years ago. Jason’s in Windsor, ON. I was tricked into it. I had a business trip to Detroit. My colleague said he knew a great steakhouse across the river in Windsor. Knowing nothing about Windsor I said sure, why not. Driving to the restaurant we saw a large warehouse-looking building with no signs and a long line stretching down the block. We went on to the restaurant, which I thought cooked a very ordinary steak, but all through dinner the colleague talked about that long line of guys and what they could possibly be waiting for. He went off to chat with our waiter, I think just for show, came back and said it was a very nice nightclub, and wouldn’t I like to go see it. With nothing else to do that night, I said sure, why not. We stood in line a while and finally got inside - naked girls everywhere! We got back to the hotel at about 2 am. I’m convinced this was all a set-up, and that I won him a few bucks on a bet. At the time I had a reputation at work as a very straight-laced religious person. When I got back to work I told no one where I’d been, but within a couple days it seemed everyone knew, but I never confessed. That, of course, was the start of my long, slow slide into debauchery. If I recall correctly, dances were $5 each. I have no idea if there was VIP or not. The girls would carry around wooden boxes about two feet square and a foot high. They placed the boxes on the floor between the customers legs and stood on them for the dances. No touch, no grind. They would strip naked, but they always kept a piece of clothing around their necks when dancing. I wondered if that was to meet some sort of anti-obscenity regulation, like always have on a piece of clothing. I’ve never been back there. It seems Jason’s is closed because I’ve never seen them referenced on here.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Array
    Pennsylvania
    Man chugs erectile disfunction drug, ends up with permanently red-tinted vision
    OK, a little more detail. The guy had sildenafil (the active ingredient in Viagra) in solution form and chugged an unknown, but apparently, large amount. It was most certainly way above the recommended dosage. He also waited two days to see a doctor by which time the damage was irreversible. It was also purchased off the internet which leaves open the possibility of an adulterated product.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: GET OFF MY LAWN
    Papi, not papa!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: GET OFF MY LAWN
    Papa, move to Houston. I lived there for 15 years and loved it, and not just for the SC scene. If it wasn’t for family I’d still live there.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    3LeggedMan
    Chicago, IL
    Ever Meet a Pornstar?
    I saw but did not “meet” Christy Canyon in an adult bookstore in Houston in about 2001. Not attractive at all with really saggy breasts. Also met a dancer at St James in Houston a couple years later. She told me she was going to move to LA to become a porn star. She looked good enough to succeed. I told her she should get in a lot of practice first and offered my help. She declined. So, that one probably doesn’t count.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Getting Rid of Mid-Day Sluggishness
    I was fortunate when working to have an office with a door. At lunchtime I’d close the door, lock it and take a 10-20 minute nap. That’s all it took to make a world of difference in my afternoon productivity.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Huntsman
    Gynecology student
    Pick the songs
    I like Ishmael’s thinking and would add Iron Butterfly’s Ina Gadda da Vida. Grand 1511, I’ve seen Salome several times but never fully nude. I would not want to see most of those singers nude!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Is Elizabeth Hurley the ultimate MILF?
    Paul Drake, do you think Kate does dirty old men? I’d fight you to be first in line!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    When did you learn extras could be had ?
    I learned about extras when a coworker got a stripper pregnant.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Craziest Thing A Stripper Ever Asked You For?
    A butt plug. I didn’t do it.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    How Low Would You Go?
    It’s easy to say on here what we would or would not do, but when we’re “in the moment” our perspectives can quickly and drastically change. I met up with an SA girl a few months ago, but I failed in the due diligence beforehand. When she showed up I was mentally devising reasons to nicely tell her to just turn around and go away. But, being the non-confrontational wimp that I am, I went ahead with the deed. The sex, as it turned out, was awesome. My point is that we get into situations where we do things which we swear we’d never do, but to pass on opportunities that appear less than desirable may mean missing a great experience. In a perfect world I’d never do less than a 9, but that’s never yet happened.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    DrumEsq
    Missouri
    Married Dancer - Comes on strong REALStrong
    I knew a stripper for about a year in a large city who was up for anything both ITC and OTC. About mid-way through that year she got married, but that changed nothing regarding her ITC activities. The guy she married did not seem quite like a total loser, at least he had a steady job. But he was a loser at marriage. This was his third marriage to a stripper, and each was much younger than he. In this case he was 30 years older than the girl I knew. Given his record I didn’t have any qualms about doing what I was doing with the stripper because I had little faith that this third marriage would last either. Btw, she told me he was well aware of what she did in the club. His only requirement was that she didn’t do it “too often.”