Read it and weep. 3 dead because of soccer. Oops, I mean Futbol. The humanity of it all. I guess that there's only one thing left to say...GOOOOOOOOOOL!
Oh my fucking god! *Three* people at once? I think that calls for increased government regulation of soccer. We need to prevent these needless deaths at all cost!
Repeal the First Amendment, ban all gatherings of more than two people, confiscate all soccer balls and ban their manufacture.
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Repeal the First Amendment, ban all gatherings of more than two people, confiscate all soccer balls and ban their manufacture.