Halloween Advice

Oct 30, 2013, 7:37 AM

To one and to all, I need help. I need some advice on which costume to wear out clubbing on Halloween. Last Saturday, I rocked a green leisure suit to the club. I was a hit with the ladies. The bouncers had a fit laughing at my digs.

Should I wear my Super Mario costume or my adult onesie? The SM outfit is made out of a thin microfiber. If I roll commando, I might pull an LDK. The onesie is soft and plush. Either one won't be rough on the dancer's lady parts. The onesie has a zipper in front while the SM getup has back Velcro.

I need help. Anybody?

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mikeya0212 years ago

Ask a dancer if you can be naked on roller skates, and be her pull-toy.

goodsouthernboy12 years ago

Strap a pot over your dick and go as "Peter Pan"!

shadowcat12 years ago

Just go as a male stripper. :)

dallas70212 years ago

Wear dress shoes, black knee socks, a fedora, a trenchcoat - and nothing else. Go as a perv and flash the dancers! If you don't get arrested getting to the club, I'll bet it will be a big hit with dancers (and convenient for lapdances.)

crazyjoe12 years ago

This is your chance to go commando in a kilt. Nobody will question you either

gawker12 years ago

I tied fourteen old wrist watches on my belt and am going trick or treating as a waist of time.

farmerart12 years ago

Shave your head. Wear black shoes and black gloves.

You will be either the 5 of spades or the 5 of clubs.

Alucard12 years ago

"Halloween Advice"

Get you candy and fruit X-rayed.

rockstar66612 years ago

I'd wear a suit of dollar bills.

Club_Goer_Seattle12 years ago

Find an old Richard Nixon mask at a Goodwill store. Then you can go as a dick.

Estafador12 years ago

Now that I live on my own and everything is accesible to me (in NY), I'm going as Darth Vader. For years I been wanting to get the Darth Vader mask with the voice change modulator. Man plus I'm just the height too. Hopefully that gave you some ideas as to what to be. I was going to be a colonial last year, but I didn't have time to find knee high mens boots (like the colonials used to wear) and an appropriate costume for the era. Hope I helped.

zipman6812 years ago

Super Mario my brother. And report back!

Alucard12 years ago

Hope you guys X-ray your stuff.

SlickSpic12 years ago

Well my brothers and sisters, I went to the sc last night dressed up as Super Mario. The bouncers dug my digs. One bouncer was dressed up as a zombie while the other bouncer was dressed up as Jules from Pulp Fiction.

A couple of dancers were dressed up-Little Red Riding Hood and Jessica Rabbit. The ladies liked my outfit, soft to the touch and smooth as silk. My hard-on was easily seen and felt.

Too bad that not enough of my favorites were there to appreciate it.