Fish Out Of Water
Farmer Art's story of culture shock while on his first date with a Black woman has resonated with me. While at the the sc this weekend, I happened to describe to a beautiful, young stripper my experience at the LACMA(museum). She chimed in that she had never been to a museum in her life and had wanted to go to one. I let her know that I can get tickets to the Getty Villa and she was all over the offer.
Sounds good? Well, this gal isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. I'd love to hang out with her OTC, but I wonder if my time, money, and effort would be spent more wisely. If she isn't too hip to the Getty, then what?
Have any of y'all ever taken a stripper out of her element? It doesn't matter if it's a museum, restaurant, concert or whatever may be. Please share your experiences, both positive and negative. I'd love to share my enjoyment of the arts with this dame but just don't want it to be a waste.
Sounds good? Well, this gal isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. I'd love to hang out with her OTC, but I wonder if my time, money, and effort would be spent more wisely. If she isn't too hip to the Getty, then what?
Have any of y'all ever taken a stripper out of her element? It doesn't matter if it's a museum, restaurant, concert or whatever may be. Please share your experiences, both positive and negative. I'd love to share my enjoyment of the arts with this dame but just don't want it to be a waste.
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Went out with my ATF a number of times. Restaurants the most. Truck shopping for her. The gun range (I bought her one). Shopping (once to purchase an anniversary gift for my SO). Christmas with the family. I'm sure there are others, but don't recall. Nothing bad happened.
I've found that if you take a stripper out to dinner and don't use the drive-thru window, the stripper will be out of her element.
Alternatively, isn't there an erotic art museum somewhere in LA? A visit might set the tone for some after museum frivolity.
I never took them out of their element but just getting them to some middle-class restaurant on time has been a challenge. Once there though, I had a blast with the honey.
Any woman can find something to appreciate at any museum. Let her interests be your guide and you will quickly get an idea what gets her attention. Do be her guide, don't be a know it all. Let her take you where she wants and ask her opinion often.
You made a perfect choice. She may not appreciate the same things you do, and she certainly will not know nor care about much of the history (though you may be surprised at her interest in specific parts of the history), but beauty has an appeal that is far beyond education or intelligence. She will find things there to love, to "oooh" over and to squeal about. And she WILL find scenes or scenery that will kick her "romance" genes into high gear. (The upper level has a pool deck with a view of the coast and the Pacific that may force her to hug tightly to your body.)
That is the kind of museum trip that will make any woman hot for your bod. Enjoy!
I also had a blast with a civi gal on a first date at the Children's Museum. We laughed our asses off on the Ant Wall.
If it's a place you don't mind a chance of be embarrassed, then you should be fine.
Stumblingdice - I'm not talking about your so called GF. My ATF worked OTC as an EMT.
I did. As I noted in other topics, she wasn't your normal dancer. I also taught her about guns and how to shoot. She also got her carry permit. A wise thing to do for a lovely young woman.
Be sure to get my cum out of those panties.
My only experience closely related to your real question was taking a dancer who worked at a high end strip club, to see what a low end club was like. She was both fascinated and appalled at what we observed.
A lot of strippers don’t get to do much because they work all night and sleep all day and many of them are single mothers so all their time is taken up. I have found that many are really happy doing most anything because they just don’t get the opportunity to have a nice dinner or an enjoyable evening.
The ATF's who don't have kids, and/or work less nights and/or go out more often are less fun because so often its "just another night" to them.
The ones who work every night and take care of their kids during the day tend to be more enjoyable because they just don't get out to have fun very often outside of work.
That's been my experience, but every OTC date is a little different.
If somebody, stripper or not, has never been to an art museum, they should go to a free art museum or gallery first.