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So, I bought some breakfast sausage patties made out of turkey. I thought that they might be a healthier alternative. They weren't bad but they lacked the flavor and pizazz of pork. I talked to my gramma…
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I'm rolling with Heathcliff.
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Bongiorno. I have a question for my fellow Proverts out there hanging ten on the Internet. Is there something, anything about you that has helped you out with our hobby? Maybe it's your eyes that got the…
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen. With February coming to an end, I will be needing your assistance in picking a new Dodger cutie to be my avatar. I have many different Dodger girls to choose from. Please…
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Tonight, Rowdy Ronda Rousey is headlining UFC 170. Here's a video of her. http://youtu.be/XSpBiNzFInA Knowing what you know about her, would you get a lap dance from Ronda Rousey? Or even better, extras if available? I know I would.…
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There's this stripper that I've been hooking up with that has quit the business(for now). She's decided that she needs to concentrate on school, an internship, and a career in her chosen field. I'm happy for her.…
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It's time for me to take a certain member of this to board to school. You know who you are. It's time for you to grow thicker skin. It's time for you to understand the realities of…
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Once upon a rhyme in the World Wide Web Lived a little bitch but he wasn't Lil' Deb But like Little Debbie he was softer than cake Fucking with my Cuban brother was his last mistake See Yoda don't know bout that Spic named…
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So my brothers and sisters, here we go again. I get this call from a sweet thang that I met at her club. Our relationship went from P4P to friends with benefits. Cool. That being said,…
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Anybody know if our Olympians are wearing clothing that's made in the USA? I remember that at the China games, our uniforms weren't made in the USA. That's it.
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Last Saturday, I was busy moving furniture from 9 to 5, without Dolly's tits. I was beat but I still went out. I was chilling with my buddy's younger cousin. He goes to college down the street…
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Did you hear about the stripper who died on stage? There was a doctor at the tip rail. He said was a case of Pole-e-o.
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She said to meet her at the motel no tell. I did. She asked me to wait. I did. Then she asked me to wait some more. I couldn't. One hour later she hits me up with a room number.…
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We've discussed clubbing during the holidays many a time. I believe that Super Monday should be a holiday day but that's another story. My question is this-Anybody do any post Super Bowl clubbing? If so, please provide…
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Good afternoon my friends. I hope all is well with y'all. All is definitely shits and giggles with your little brother Slick. As of now, let's talk OTC. I've been doing real well lately in the…
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...a very famous and mind altering artist passed away? Who was that artist?
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I can't believe it. The Captain and Tennille are getting divorced, after all these years. Well, I guess love won't keep us together after all.
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The United States of America doesn't have a firearm problem, we have a prescription drug problem. Every single one of these school/public shooters was on some form of prescription drug. Our nation is over medicated.
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So, I was supposed to have my chilli ready by the 49ers@Seahawks game kick-off but I didn't. It still needs to become a little more Chillified. It's getting there. Anybody make their own chilli? One of…
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I was cruising through the boob tube looking for boobies when I came across this movie. Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! Halle Berry is banging. I'd love to have her get me in VIP. Here's a clip…
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Love the way that Megyn Kelly goes after Democrats. Will she do the same when America needs the truth. When did Megyn Kelly get so tough?
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Here is a quick list of my favorite Fantasy/Sci-Fi artists- 1. Larry Elmore(Of TSR fame) 2. Boris Vallego 3. Brom(Also if TSR fame & beyond) Honorable mentions go to HR Geiger & Hieronymus Bosch.
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So I was at the strip club the other night when a cute, young, girl-next-door type slides on next to me with a smile and her pitch line- "Have you ever fucked a porn star before?" I just smiled and…
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It's another Friday and another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. For your pleasure we have Three Blonde Bombshells. In no particular order are- Bridgette Bardot Marilyn Monroe Farrah Fawcett Three beauties for you to pick. And as always, feel free to interject ladies…
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I was browsing around as I'm apt to do and look who I ran into on our beloved site-John Boehner. https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=260586 I wonder what other politicians are posting.
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