Posts by SlickSpic

Well, hello there boys and girls. It's been a moment since we've played one of my favorite games. Today, we are going back in time to the late 70's in Wisconsin. We have a triumvirate of beauties…

Your Mileage May Vary, yes indeed. This is one of those strip club maxims that holds true. We've all read reviews where one pl loves a dancer while another pl hates the same dancer. We've all probably…

Hey, fuck you Willy Wonka. Not only is your Gobstopper not Everlasting, I crack them sons of bitches right quick. I got a kitchen table full of wrappers and these thangs don't last long. How can they be…

I have an older relative who has a Cialis prescription. He goes on and on about Cialis the way I went on and on about mushrooms back in Junior year. Is it that great? If it is…

Hopefully the clubs will run some Pi Day Specials like 3.14159265359-4-1's.

So, I bought some breakfast sausage patties made out of turkey. I thought that they might be a healthier alternative. They weren't bad but they lacked the flavor and pizazz of pork. I talked to my gramma…

I'm rolling with Heathcliff.

Bongiorno. I have a question for my fellow Proverts out there hanging ten on the Internet. Is there something, anything about you that has helped you out with our hobby? Maybe it's your eyes that got the…

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. With February coming to an end, I will be needing your assistance in picking a new Dodger cutie to be my avatar. I have many different Dodger girls to choose from. Please…

Tonight, Rowdy Ronda Rousey is headlining UFC 170. Here's a video of her. http://youtu.be/XSpBiNzFInA Knowing what you know about her, would you get a lap dance from Ronda Rousey? Or even better, extras if available? I know I would.…

There's this stripper that I've been hooking up with that has quit the business(for now). She's decided that she needs to concentrate on school, an internship, and a career in her chosen field. I'm happy for her.…

It's time for me to take a certain member of this to board to school. You know who you are. It's time for you to grow thicker skin. It's time for you to understand the realities of…