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Tis The end of the month And rent is due A perfect time For a rendezvous A helping hand Is what I lend My tips for tits She does depend These lovely ladies Need your hand Their rent is due You're in demand At times like this Your dollar bills Are worth much more Than…
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Hola, mis amigos. I hope all is well and smooth on this most magnificent of Mondays. Earlier this morning, while at work, I was forced to endure yet another meeting concocted by our friends in management and…
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Good morning, sisters and brothers. It is a sunny and beautiful day out in here, nestled in the foothills below Mount Baldy & Cucamonga Peak. I hope e erroneous had a good weekend of clubbing.…
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I LOVE yoga pants on hot chicks. They look amazing. That tight booty, switching from side-to-side. When I was at the sc two Friday's ago, I got to enjoy the shift change and almost all the…
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Who's clubbing today? I wanna go, but I already went last Friday & Sunday. Still, I wanna go again.
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Similar to our clubbing brother, Lone Wolf, I get a text from a dancer. "I need a meal. Feed me." Now, I had just seen this dancer yesterday. And I fed her-Two Double-Double's, animal…
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The End Is Near, The End Is Near. If you happen to have DIRECTV, then coming this August 1st is Dog TV, television for dogs. Don't let your dogs get lonely. That's what it…
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I've noticed that lately I've started clubbing at a couple of clubs around 5-7 pm. Why? At these clubs, that's about when the shift change happens. I know that some dudes like the shift change…
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We've all had these questions asked of us over time- Tits or Ass? Blonde or Brunette? Real or Implants? Spinner or BBW? Yada yada yada about our preferences, likes, and main…
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Jackslash's discussion on Sunday clubbing was the spark to get me fired up and ready to club today. I was on the fence about whether I should go or stay home when a sign from the Gods…
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No, sunglasses didn't kill anybody, yet. But this moron named me can't seem to keep his sunglasses safe. I've lost my favorite Von Zippers and Electrics in Vegas at pool parties. I've lost shades…
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I am done discussing this shit. My one arm, bilingual Dad wants to know why it's ok to label Mexicans lazy but not blacks or whites? Real talk.
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Lately, we've been discussing reviews and what we want and what we don't want. What we like and what we don't like. Well, I just wrote a review about my experience at Synn in the City…
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Ladies and Gentlemen, where to begin. I guess I'll start with my sore right arm. Earlier this week I was put through the ringer by a real bad ass brown belt. Too many arm…
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Top of the morning, lads and lass. Your good buddy was planning on hitting up Synn in the COI last afternoon. I read the roll call on Bonedin and saw that Carmella was working.…
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If you can only choose one club to go to, at this present moment, which club do you choose? For me, it has to be Tropical Lei in Upland, CA.
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What's the one thing about you, that no matter what, most prople would never find out? I have one-I am a twin. I have a twin sister. Yup, I'm a twin.
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I have a perplexing situation? Do I try and see what various dancers do for me on different shifts at one club or do I go to many clubs and see what a few dancers can do?…
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Does anybody here feel that USC and the players that were innocent and not involved with under the table desks should have been banned from the BCS? Same for Ohio State.
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Since our brother Juice has now grown a handlebar mustache, I was wondering, how many of us have flavor savers? I just shaved my goatee.
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Since our brother Juice has now grown a handlebar mustache, I was wondering, how many of us have flavor savers? I just shaved my goatee.
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J to the U to the I-C-E Nothing but love keeping it Krispy Or should I say Kriss-Pay!, that be the ticket When I hit Asheville, you know we gotta kick it First stop on our list is the produce section Organic Cucumbers are the…
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All this talk about TJ and Hong Kong has going back down memory lane. For all intensive purposes, Adelita's was the first "strip club" I ever went to. From that earth shattering moment, my life…
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So, I was having a great dream. Fully nude lap dance from a hot stripper. She's really grinding me good and just when I think I'm about to blow, I shit my pants. I…
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I have one more workplace related topic so please don't lynch me, beat me to death, quarter me, behead me, and leave my head on a stick in a soccer stadium. Family Fun Day-For many…
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