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I use em. You should too. $10-20 saved is more tip money or an extra dance. It ain't cheap, it's smart.
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Since employee relationships are currently on my mind, I thought to myself, do the bouncers, DJ's, doormen, and managers get an employee discount at strip clubs? If they do, does this also pertain to any extras?
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To what extant do dancers and the various males(bouncers, DJ's, doormen, managers) engage in both relations and relationships? I've known a couple of bouncers who've hooked up with dancers. One of the bouncers told me…
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I don't know about y'all perverts and pervette, but I've had a great 4th of July weekend. I saw good friends and family. I had my fill of tasty vittles. The beer flowed like…
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Out here, in Southern California, along the 60 fwy, the 10 fwy, and the 15 fwy, we have billboards. Not just any billboards, but strip club billboards. Half-naked, wanton women inviting you their club.…
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We can't have a TUSCL Convention with our GoodSouthernBoy and Lionshare. Theses two brothers have really made an impact on me for the positive. We can't club without them.
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Not too long ago, I was the recipient of a very lackluster lap dance. Zero enthusiasm, no NASCAR, and an air dance to boot. Normally, a situation like this would not be repeated. The…
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You know you're dedicated to strip clubbing when...
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I love anticipation. Not to be confused with expectation. I do my best not to expect much so when I do get something I'm a actually content and not let down. Back…
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It's almost been a year since I first hooked up with my current ATF. Thinking about this got me wondering about past ATF's. I don't think that I've had an ATF for more than 2…
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BAN GLITTER. NUFF SAID.
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Which movie with an imaginary rabbit is your film of choice. Donnie Darko is cool but I'm rolling with Jimmy Stewart on this one.
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Whenever a guy is the last dude to fuck a chick before she declares herself a lesbian, we clown him. Dude, you turned her gay. I heard this female comedian do a bit about how she…
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TSAM-There's Something About Mary. Do any of y'all maniacs follow the advice given to Ben Stiller about jacking off before going out on a date or to an sc? Not the Kid. I'…
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I don't know about y'all, but Im sick and tired of funky muthafuckas. And I don't mean George Clinton, either. I mean all these assholes who bath in cologne, body spray, and God knows what.…
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Never settle, for anything. If you're not able to get what you want, wait. Whenever I'm at the sc and I can't get dances from the girl of my choice, I either wait or leave.…
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What were some of your favorite thangs during this period? Three words-Toga!Toga!Toga!
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After I woke up to watch game 7, a friend of mine noticed something I did-I made my bed. She commented on it and thought it was funny that I still make my bed every time…
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No need to state how I feel about this particular position. On paper, sounds good. In porn, looks great. Growing up, a fantasy. In real life, meh. Neither partner can fully embrace…
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The other night I went to the club and had a great time. Before I left, I looked at myself in the mirror and I resembled an extra on the Sopranos in my Addidas track suit.…
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Since Lionshare has already asked what's the most days we've clubbed in a row, how long have you've gone without going to the club. I've gone a year without clubbing but I spent most if that…
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In honor of this cute Japanese dancer I met last night, I wrote a Haiku. Late Spring At The Lei Swirling Around A Pole A PL Approves Domo Arigato
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Since our man GSB won't be able to go clubbing this weekend due to un foreseeable circumstances, it is our sacred duty, as fellow TUSCLers, to hit the sc in his stead. And, to make things right…
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How many of us have given our geographical locations any thought when it comes down to clubbing? Whether it is the luck of employment, birth or any other set of circumstances, some of us wound up with…
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Since we keep sliding down this off topic cliff, anybody else here hook up with any Catholic School girls? Back in My Senior year and the next year, I hooked up a girl that went to…
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