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11 years ago
Stripperweb and MisandryZip, I dig your style.
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11 years ago
"If you don't like the dance, you don't have to pay for it".Like Dandy Dan said, just some good ole SS. Just like the fake ass escorts on Backpage-100% me in the pics or it's free. Really? You're gonna fuck me for free? Did you not realize that you used a Playboy Playmate as your picture? Dumb ass dumb asses.
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11 years ago
Music and PurchasesWhenever I hear The Wiggles I buy dances like Johnny Cakes.
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11 years ago
Have you ever...I asked a gal to dress up as a Border Patrol Officer so I could fuck her for a green card.
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11 years ago
Funny expressionsYou can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
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11 years ago
Re-reading your own reviewsOf course I re-read my own reviews, if only to marvel at my exquisite handling of the English language.
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11 years ago
Underrated / Overated Lapdance MovesWhen my hair was long, I loved it when women played with my hair.
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11 years ago
How to juggle Favorite DancersJuggling 5 dancers ain't shit. Try juggling 7. My hand-eye co ordination isn't what it use to be and they all start falling in the ground.
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11 years ago
How can a stripper do Doomsday Prepping?Stock up on thongs and platforms.
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Fair Game?In fact, I'm pretty paranoid about snitching. I have never said what a dancer has done in my reviews, ie. CBJ, FS, etc.
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Fair Game?I'd venture to say this-If it's already in the news, no violation. That's public record. Now, if you rat out a dancer in our regular discussions, it's cement shoe time.
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11 years ago
Clubbin in Drag"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
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11 years ago
MILFThe Oak Ridge Boys liked older women.
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11 years ago
CFS vs CBJI choose you, Pikachu!
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11 years ago
Underrated / Overated Lapdance MovesOverrated-Knee in the crotch
Underrated-Tongue behind my ear
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11 years ago
Best opening line from a dancer"Whose got two thumbs and loves to chugg cum? This bitch!"
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11 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Again With the Weird Hypothetical ShitNot The Kid. I'm all natural.
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11 years ago
blow job questionUse my semen as toothpaste. It fights tartar, gingivitis, plaque, tooth decay, and hoof and mouth disease.
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11 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ordering Strippers Off of a Tablet MenuI might be in the minority here, but I think I wouldn't like it(have to try it first). It would take away part if the hunt and adventure that I find in scing. Our lives are already sanitized, homogenized, and technified(if that's even a word) enough.
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11 years ago
Ping Pong BallYessireeBob. Seen it at a bachelor party. Whooo Hooo!
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11 years ago
how did you get your user name ?@Joe-What, was SlightyPerturbedJoseph taken too?
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11 years ago
F-Closing a TechnicThe Technic's I like are the one's and two's.
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11 years ago
Madonna-Whore ComplexI'm not a psychoanalyst but it could be a sc dude or a non-sc dude. There might be a PL who goes to the sc to be around hyper-sexualized women while at home his wife is June Cleaver-esque.
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11 years ago
Madonna-Whore Complex The Madonna-Whore Complex breaks down women into either being a Madonna or a whore-two different types of sexuality and both subservient roles.
Freud thought that it had to deal with Oedipal Castration. Men put women in one group or the other. It often develops when one had a cold and distant mother.
Other psychoanalysts say it had to deal with man's hatred of women.
This is my layman's version.
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11 years ago
Am I right to be kind of offended?It sucks when you're late to the show and most of what you wanna say has already been said. What Bullwinkle & Duo said.