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Stock up on customers.
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Stock up on boyfriends who aren't working.
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Make sure all her bills are paid before tshf because she is smart and doesn't want bill collectors calling if the power grid goes down.
Got any others? :)
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read
Stock up on customers.
Stock up on boyfriends who aren't working.
Make sure all her bills are paid before tshf because she is smart and doesn't want bill collectors calling if the power grid goes down.
Got any others? :)
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By putting a cap in your ass.
Why #3 ?
Seems like if it's Armageddon and Bruce Willis isn't around to save the planet, then fuck Bank of America. Why should I pay my VISA bill.
Stock up on thongs and platforms.
A case of glitter and a dozen pairs of stripper shoes.
See the meth man.
Stock up on SS.
Max out credit card, bounce last check.
Sharpen heels of stilettos into fine points in the event they need to double as weapons.
duo,
Coming from you, I don't take that as joking. :)
I don't club in the Great Plains.
I intended all as a joke. For #3, if the entire power grid goes down, I doubt there will still be power going to your phone so no bill collectors will be calling.
^^^ lol
Remember "Deep Imoact"? President Morgan Freeman told the citizens they MUST continue to pay their bills
I've meet quite a few strippers who seem to think when they turn 30 it's going to be their own personal doomsday. Because, no matter how meh they feel about dancing, what they'd need to do to get away from it is very unappetizing.
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