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How can a stripper do Doomsday Prepping?

sharkhunter

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

  1. Stock up on customers.

  2. Stock up on boyfriends who aren't working.

  3. Make sure all her bills are paid before tshf because she is smart and doesn't want bill collectors calling if the power grid goes down.

Got any others? :)

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tumblingdice

By putting a cap in your ass.

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motorhead

Why #3 ?

Seems like if it's Armageddon and Bruce Willis isn't around to save the planet, then fuck Bank of America. Why should I pay my VISA bill.

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SlickSpic

Stock up on thongs and platforms.

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JohnSmith69

A case of glitter and a dozen pairs of stripper shoes.

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Clubber

See the meth man.

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Lone_Wolf
  1. Buy a case of vodka and red bull
  2. Convince a survivalist PL she is in love with them.
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shadowcat

Stock up on SS.

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mikeya02

Max out credit card, bounce last check.

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duomaxwell

Sharpen heels of stilettos into fine points in the event they need to double as weapons.

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Clubber

duo,

Coming from you, I don't take that as joking. :)

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Alucard

I don't club in the Great Plains.

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sharkhunter

I intended all as a joke. For #3, if the entire power grid goes down, I doubt there will still be power going to your phone so no bill collectors will be calling.

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motorhead

^^^ lol

Remember "Deep Imoact"? President Morgan Freeman told the citizens they MUST continue to pay their bills

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ilbbaicnl

I've meet quite a few strippers who seem to think when they turn 30 it's going to be their own personal doomsday. Because, no matter how meh they feel about dancing, what they'd need to do to get away from it is very unappetizing.

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