How can a stripper do Doomsday Prepping?

14 comments

• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  By putting a cap in your ass.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Why #3 ?
  
  Seems like if it's Armageddon and Bruce Willis isn't around to save the planet, then fuck Bank of America. Why should I pay my VISA bill.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Stock up on thongs and platforms.
• JohnSmith69

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  11 years ago

  A case of glitter and a dozen pairs of stripper shoes.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  See the meth man.
  
• Lone_Wolf

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  11 years ago

  1. Buy a case of vodka and red bull
  2. Convince a survivalist PL she is in love with them.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Stock up on SS.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Max out credit card, bounce last check.
• duomaxwell

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  11 years ago

  Sharpen heels of stilettos into fine points in the event they need to double as weapons.
  
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  duo,
  
  Coming from you, I don't take that as joking. :)
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  I don't club in the Great Plains.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I intended all as a joke. For #3, if the entire power grid goes down, I doubt there will still be power going to your phone so no bill collectors will be calling.
  
  
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ lol
  
  Remember "Deep Imoact"? President Morgan Freeman told the citizens they MUST continue to pay their bills
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I've meet quite a few strippers who seem to think when they turn 30 it's going to be their own personal doomsday. Because, no matter how meh they feel about dancing, what they'd need to do to get away from it is very unappetizing.