How can a stripper do Doomsday Prepping?

8/20/2013 10:08:20 PM

1. Stock up on customers.

2. Stock up on boyfriends who aren't working.

3. Make sure all her bills are paid before tshf because she is smart and doesn't want bill collectors calling if the power grid goes down.

Got any others? :)

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tumblingdice

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11 years ago

By putting a cap in your ass.

motorhead

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11 years ago

Why #3 ?

Seems like if it's Armageddon and Bruce Willis isn't around to save the planet, then fuck Bank of America. Why should I pay my VISA bill.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Stock up on thongs and platforms.

JohnSmith69

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11 years ago

A case of glitter and a dozen pairs of stripper shoes.

Clubber

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11 years ago

See the meth man.

Lone_Wolf

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11 years ago

1. Buy a case of vodka and red bull
2. Convince a survivalist PL she is in love with them.

shadowcat

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11 years ago

Stock up on SS.

mikeya02

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11 years ago

Max out credit card, bounce last check.

duomaxwell

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11 years ago

Sharpen heels of stilettos into fine points in the event they need to double as weapons.

Clubber

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11 years ago

duo,

Coming from you, I don't take that as joking. :)

Alucard

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11 years ago

I don't club in the Great Plains.

sharkhunter

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11 years ago

I intended all as a joke. For #3, if the entire power grid goes down, I doubt there will still be power going to your phone so no bill collectors will be calling.

motorhead

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11 years ago

^^^ lol

Remember "Deep Imoact"? President Morgan Freeman told the citizens they MUST continue to pay their bills

ilbbaicnl

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11 years ago

I've meet quite a few strippers who seem to think when they turn 30 it's going to be their own personal doomsday. Because, no matter how meh they feel about dancing, what they'd need to do to get away from it is very unappetizing.

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