Underrated / Overated Lapdance Moves
IronFox22
Ohio
Just for fun, can you pick out a common lapdance "move" that is underrated and one that is overrated?
Overrated- that upside-down thing where they flip up onto your torso so that the kitty is in your face. Doesn't do it for me. Plus, I'm always worried that they'll fall when they get down or hit me in the face with their heel.
Underrated--the teasing bj over the shorts for a few seconds. Also like it when they blow and you can feel the hot air coming through to Mr. Willy.
Overrated- that upside-down thing where they flip up onto your torso so that the kitty is in your face. Doesn't do it for me. Plus, I'm always worried that they'll fall when they get down or hit me in the face with their heel.
Underrated--the teasing bj over the shorts for a few seconds. Also like it when they blow and you can feel the hot air coming through to Mr. Willy.
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Overrated - everything else.
Since I go to mostly black clubs; there is one LD that I’ve mostly just gotten from black dancers.
Since w.r.t black dancers it is often about the booty (for both the dancer and custie); one LD move that black dancers do that I don’t like is when you are sitting down and the dancer puts her hands of the floor and she is facing away from you and you are sitting b/w her legs (her legs are kind of wrapped/pressed against your hips) and then she tries to grind on you with her cuchie in this position while her butt in in your face or more often against your chest.
I hate that shit and will often cut them off before they start it. The grinding sucks in this position and is uncomfortable for the PL.
Underrated - dtbbbjcimws. Love that shit! Just had it myself.
Hmm...
I prefer BBBJs myself & Hot DFK.
Underrated -soft mouth over pants'd bj. Only had that shit once
Underrated - putting both feet on the chair beside my hips and then GENTLY AND SLOWLY lowering her barely covered pussy down on to my bulging crotch and grinding slowly!
Underrated- Once had a slow grind with a scalp massage. Amazing.
Underrated-Tongue behind my ear
- L or DFK. Really? How's that previous customer's cum taste?
- The "jackhammer" approach to fellatio. Slow and sensuous, with plenty of tongue action will actually get me there faster, if that's your goal.
Underrated:
- Lightly caressing my dick for a few minutes before stuffing it in your mouth.
- Watching a girl's pussy spasm in orgasm.
Underrated: DFK. Can't get enough! Assuming girl practices good oral hygiene.
Underated a slow lap dance
Acrobatics are overrated, but hearing about the slow grind with a scalp massage makes me think that could be awesome. Never had it but I'll go with that being underrated.
Underrated: Slow tease with ass or box close to face (provided everything is clean and fresh)
Overrated – my penis
Slapping ass
Underrated: hot air on my crotch through the pants
Running hands up my legs during dance
Rubbing hands through my hair while boobs are in my face
Fingering a really hot girl in a club that doesn't allow it
Dancers fingers on my lips (nasty)
Headstands type moves on the knees
Dancers sucking their own tits
Underrated:
An experienced dancer that can glide over me, making contact in the right places, like she is almost weightless.
When my hair was long, girls would love to play with it, comb it, braid it, massage my head. Shit, I shouldn't have cut it. When I busted out the guitar, I was Santana Jr. In looks only.
Tightly grabbing my crotch and stroking hardly through my pants.
Dancers with hard breast implants pressing her tits in my crotch.
Underrated:
Smooth and soft grinding.
Rubbing my crotch softly with her hands and fingers over my pants.
Rubbing her fingernails lightly across my crotch.
Whispering sexily in my ears and licking along my ears and neck when grinding.
Looking into my eyes sexily when giving me a lap dance.