Just for fun, can you pick out a common lapdance "move" that is underrated and one that is overrated?
Overrated- that upside-down thing where they flip up onto your torso so that the kitty is in your face. Doesn't do it for me. Plus, I'm always worried that they'll fall when they get down or hit me in the face with their heel.
Underrated--the teasing bj over the shorts for a few seconds. Also like it when they blow and you can feel the hot air coming through to Mr. Willy.
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Underrated - the turn-over. Stripper comes to your house and lies on the bed. You lie down next to her, and caress one side of her for a while. Then you say "could you please turn over?". Then you caress the other side for a while.
Overrated - everything else.
IDK if under/over-rated would be the best terminology – perhaps more like LD moves one likes/dislikes?
Since I go to mostly black clubs; there is one LD that I’ve mostly just gotten from black dancers.
Since w.r.t black dancers it is often about the booty (for both the dancer and custie); one LD move that black dancers do that I don’t like is when you are sitting down and the dancer puts her hands of the floor and she is facing away from you and you are sitting b/w her legs (her legs are kind of wrapped/pressed against your hips) and then she tries to grind on you with her cuchie in this position while her butt in in your face or more often against your chest.
I hate that shit and will often cut them off before they start it. The grinding sucks in this position and is uncomfortable for the PL.
I have to agree with IronFox on his underrated.
Overrated - CFS
Underrated - dtbbbjcimws. Love that shit! Just had it myself.
"Overrated - CFS"
Hmm...
Sorry dude. Not a FS kind of guy. If I'm paying for it, is all about me!
" Not a FS kind of guy"
I prefer BBBJs myself & Hot DFK.
Overrated - acrobatics. Save them for the stage I don't need to see you do a flip/headstand/etc.
Over rated - booty slapping. Never understood why they do it. Still don't.
Definitely agree with lowpaw there. That shit always leaves me befuddled. Is she asking me to smack her ass?
Underrated -soft mouth over pants'd bj. Only had that shit once
Overrated - bouncing her ass up and down on my crotch so fast it's just a blur. SLOW IS BETTER.
Underrated - putting both feet on the chair beside my hips and then GENTLY AND SLOWLY lowering her barely covered pussy down on to my bulging crotch and grinding slowly!
Overrated- Hard bouncing on my lap. Seriously just slamming into me is not fun. And to quote family guy "You're bending it!"
Underrated- Once had a slow grind with a scalp massage. Amazing.
Overrated-Knee in the crotch
Underrated-Tongue behind my ear
Overrated:
L or DFK. Really? How's that previous customer's cum taste?
The "jackhammer" approach to fellatio. Slow and sensuous, with plenty of tongue action will actually get me there faster, if that's your goal.
Underrated:
Lightly caressing my dick for a few minutes before stuffing it in your mouth.
Watching a girl's pussy spasm in orgasm.
Overrated: any variation of a girl shaking or slapping her asscheeks some distance in front of me. Underrated: DFK. Can't get enough! Assuming girl practices good oral hygiene.
Overrated - running your hands through my hair. Seriously don't do that. Their in braids your gonns fuck them up. I'm like a womsn when it comes to hair. Look don't touch (the touching has gotten worse since it reached my back).
Overated a fast lap dance
Underated a slow lap dance
Don't ever touch a black woman's hair!!!
Acrobatics are overrated, but hearing about the slow grind with a scalp massage makes me think that could be awesome. Never had it but I'll go with that being underrated.
Overrated: Ass Slapping. does nothing for me.
Underrated: Slow tease with ass or box close to face (provided everything is clean and fresh)
When my hair was long, I loved it when women played with my hair.
Underrated – eye contact
Overrated – my penis
Overrated: most two girls lap dances Slapping ass
Underrated: hot air on my crotch through the pants Running hands up my legs during dance Rubbing hands through my hair while boobs are in my face Fingering a really hot girl in a club that doesn't allow it
Overrated: Dancers fingers on my lips (nasty) Headstands type moves on the knees Dancers sucking their own tits
Underrated: An experienced dancer that can glide over me, making contact in the right places, like she is almost weightless.
@Slickspic haven't you ever watched Charlie's Angels with Bernie Mac "You do NOT. TOUCH The black man's DOO"
@Estafador-yeah! I miss Bernie Mac. He was the real deal.
When my hair was long, girls would love to play with it, comb it, braid it, massage my head. Shit, I shouldn't have cut it. When I busted out the guitar, I was Santana Jr. In looks only.
Overrated: Tightly grabbing my crotch and stroking hardly through my pants. Dancers with hard breast implants pressing her tits in my crotch.
Underrated: Smooth and soft grinding. Rubbing my crotch softly with her hands and fingers over my pants. Rubbing her fingernails lightly across my crotch. Whispering sexily in my ears and licking along my ears and neck when grinding. Looking into my eyes sexily when giving me a lap dance.
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